Have A Nice Day!

Jason: Will-and-Nico-sitting-in-a-tree

Nico: Jason-get-away-from-me

Percy: First come love, then comes marriage

Will: and the son of Poseidon with spinal damage

Lucifer: *enters the hotel*

Alastor: I cast vicious mockery 😈

An animation my sis and I made for fun

Music is Perception Check by Tom Cardy.

Oscar Wilde would verbally decapitate Andrew Tate

Lord Henry is the 19th century Andrew Tate.

i’ve seen a lot of people do this so why not: here’s pjo characters as things people have said at my school

percy: not in my carnivorous hallway

annabeth: *slides out from under desk* your opinion is invalid

grover: *hisses* DON’T TOUCH MY BUSH YOU WHORE

nico: oh my gosh stop being a doinkus and help me hide this body

will: *slams head on desk* i’m going to have a mYOCARDIAL INFARCTION 

stolls: *chants incest at the top of their lungs while chiron screams “NO STOP THAT”*

clarisse: *laughing happily* i will actually murder you in your sleep

jason: romeo, no homeo, but daaaaaaamn wherefore art thou?

piper: *clicks tongue loudly* well, if you want MY opinion…..

leo: i lost a bet and got crippled llamas tattooed on all of my toes

hazel: *god’s plan by drake starts playing* will it charleston? *starts to do the charleston* oh yeah it charlestons

frank: i use being lactose intolerant as an excuse for everything. i could murder 27 people and say “oh sorry i’m lactose intolerant” and they’d let me go

reyna: those mini chainsaws were non-refundable, too

“Neil's imagined near-miss…”

my dream is a new series from Andrew's pov

Reblog if your otp is gay

some of my favorite things about Anora in no particular order (SPOILERS BELOW):

the goons, wow what all timer movie goons. concussed guy for goon of the year

when anora beats the shit out of those goons for a fifteen minute stretch and they get increasingly more afraid of her. comedy gold, just pitch perfect comedy treading the line between should-i-be-worried-for-her and the disarming buffoonery of the goons

ivan's mom stomping on the last step of the private jet stairs. her incredible houndstooth suit. every second of her on screen.

all of them throwing the pens at the annulment woman

ivan's dad dying laughing during the annulment as anora throws all of the moms shit on the ground

every parking in new york joke from the ticket in front of the courthouse to getting towed down on brighton beach

how the entire time, nobody pulls out a weapon, not once. and yet, the threat of violence and danger still lingers in the periphery because of the deftly constructed tension of the roving camera and contextually what we don't know about this family and the broader scope of ivan's world and the looming threat of the parents. how far can she push the goons until they get violent, and yet they never really do, but baker never lets you exhale that breath.

when they walked into tatianas..... like sean does his RESEARCH

also the t.A.T.u needle drop like i screamed

also the fight over driving or walking for five minutes in the cold. the new york specificity in this movie is pinpoint accurate, down to the mundane

the ending, her having a breakdown release of everything that had happened to her and how humiliated she was, but also how she thought she had gotten out and made a fairytale of her life. how using her body was the only power she has ever had, and how that was what she defaulted to with Igor in that last scene, but it was when he wanted to kiss her that the facade of power broke down and so did she. how she had to face her own humanity, and in that moment ask herself if she wanted to kiss him, because he was giving her perhaps her first real choice in a long time, and that opened a pathway to maybe questioning whether she truly wanted any of what had happened to her. maybe in that moment she realized that her body is not as powerful as she perhaps convinced herself it was. she was far more powerless than all her bravado and will probably always be powerless in the socioeconomic systems of the world that are built up around her. how disposable she was made to feel maybe for the first time, and how she thought she had built up that bravado and detached arrogance around herself so that she would never feel that way, but the feeling still seeped through nonetheless. all of that delivered wordlessly, in silence, buried under the falling white snow that will throw a white, pristine blanket over everything as if nothing significant had happened at all.

but also like igor, i too would fall in love with her almost instantly and tbh i did. rip to Ivan, anora i am hopelessly in love with you, and i would die for you.

The art and the artist

Andrew stood no chance

Tbh spyxfamily and vicious (v. e. schwab) are the exact same shit like you get the sexy malewife, the strong sensitive partner, the overly powerful kid that was rescued/adopted earlier in the story and the huge dog that becomes her emotional support

The amount of guns in the same. The amount of death is NOT