@luna-lostinwonderland This Is My Point From Earlier, Alternative Women Are Gods Way Of Saying Sorry

ghost fans are the juggalos of the metal scene

la creatura

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Bromance

percy : bro look at this art

Jason : okay lemme see it bro

percy : * shows phone *

jason : bro that's the camera on selfie mode

percy : that's cuz ur art bro

jason : b r o

I was part way through some different fanart but I wanted to see what Perpetua would look like if he had all paint instead of the half mask- idk if it's just me but it's mad how much he looks like primo like this :p

Simon Riley’s little “quirks”

A/N this is just a bunch of random weird things that I think Simon does

Warnings: Just a bunch of swearing and mentions of guns

🕷️ the bitch thinks bugs are so cool. Like actually has a soft spot of all animals but bugs are his favorite

🕷️ doesn’t care what kind. If he sees one on a mission he’ll just glance at it and smile under his mask

🕷️ twirls his handgun on his finger all the time. Like no reason he just does

🕷️ the one animal he hates are giraffes. He can’t understand why a mammal has to have such a long ass neck. 🕷️ Dino nerd when he was little. When he goes home he has bins of his old Dino merch from when he was younger and sometimes he’ll take it out and look through everything

🕷️ hates babies. Can’t stand them. At all. They cry too much and they look weird to him. 🕷️ he’ll just zone out sometimes and then soap will wave a hand in front of his face and he’ll just grunt and say “I heard what you were saying dumbass.” 🕷️ actually kinda likes coffee. But it needs to have a lot of creamer or sugar or something. Won’t drink it black. Too bitter

🕷️ huge on mental health for his friends, sucks with his own. He just needs a kiss.

you’re probably overweight or obese lmao

im so sorry you’ve literally never been touched by love or affection in your life, that must be rough. sorrows, prayers 🤍

anyways, to all the girlies, don’t mind the men I’m not sure how they got on my blog but i love you all, we stay winning because a real man ain’t afraid of a woman who eats 🤍

happy holidays to those who haven't felt the holiday spirit in years

happy holidays to those who didn't think they'd make it this far

happy holidays to those with split parents

happy holidays to those spending it by themselves

happy holidays to those who are missing someone this holidays

happy holidays to you, reading this. i hope you get what you need :)

Thank you to everyone who got me to 500 likes!

How the FUCK