Mulandi - -MULANDI

Twisted wonderland Incorrect Quotes

Jack, giving Mc a pep talk: Things are going to be difficult but you-

Ace: are going to be difficulter.

Epel, hyping them up: That's the spirit! Be a problem to your problem! Mark your territory!

“Promise me not to hide yourself when you’re in pain, it’s unfair that we laughed together but you cried alone”

— Unknown

i find it funny how malleus is known to have a breeding kink in the fanfic community but collectively forgot that, as a fae, he has a very low fertility rate because faes can't reproduce that easily.

then again, the reason why he DOES have a breeding kink is because faes are into big families/having a lot of connections so he'll NATURALLY want to have a big count. so...take this information as you wish when writing for malleus ✌️

Mood: rn

adhd dark academia things

(feel free to add on)

-extremely chaotic room and workspace

-hyperfixation on whatever book you’re reading at the time

-wanting to actually do your homework but getting distracted on tumblr

-either reading a whole book in one sitting or rereading a page 5 times

-wanting to be cool and mysterious but never shutting the fuck up

Ain't no way Cater is straight 😭

been thinking about. him

In celebration of chapter 6 finally coming out I made these

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how good are they at flirting?

includes: riddle rosehearts, leona kingscholar, azul ashengrotto, kalim al asim, vil schoenheit, idia shroud, malleus draconia.

warnings: none that I can think of.

reblogs are appreciated! <3

✦ riddle rosehearts.

would be the most romantic but be the one with least experience about it. so he will be neutral. nothing better, nothing less.

riddle definitely has one of the most best ideas in terms of classical dates, he has the looks, the smarts, and the authority to organize a private afternoon tea session with you in the heartslabyul rose garden maze.

but honestly his lack of experience is gonna be holding him back from actually becoming the ‘dream’ type of guy to other people. he would doubt his chances before asking you to have dinner with him. which ultimately ends up with the first years dragging you off to hang out and a lost chance.

if he does musters up the balls to actually attempt to flirt with you it’s surprisingly smoother than one would think. he’s taken the initiative to 'fix’ your appearance whenever he deems your attire inappropriate to wear (wrinkles, worn wrongly, etc..)

just cause he’s so focused on adjusting your tie that he doesn’t even know that he’s gone way too close and is nearly pressed up against you if it weren’t for the space between your arms.

retreats back with a satisfied look when he finally fixes it <- does not know what he just did was unintentionally HEART STOPPING.

✦ leona kingscholar.

..terrifyingly good if he uses the right amount of energy.

but even so his lazy demeanor itself might even become somewhat appealing to you. it’s kind of attractive if you look from the right angle and quite flustering whenever he looks at you with unintentional droopy eyes.

but those only happen when he’s fresh outta nap so you only see them when you just happen to be around when he wakes up.

to make it worse the color of his eyes is absolutely gorgeous so pair it up with his natural slitted eye when he’s angry, and the scar on his left eye? boom he’s gonna start killing you. literally.

so just imagine waking up next to this little bitch and the first thing you see is his chiseled face. his eyes are looking right at you and there’s a smirk on his face as he asks you how your sleep went.

“I could get used to this kinda sight everyday.” 💀🔫

again DEAD. but it all comes down to how you actually think about his behavior.

casually twirls his tail around your body parts like your leg, arm, or even waist when he wants you to take a nap with him. or just flicks you in the face when he wants to be an asshole or needs your attention. that’s probably his way of flirting excluding the fact that he would rub his cheek on yours as a greeting and doesn’t even care anymore if someone talks shit. (I think that’s how lions do it?)

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SOBBING 😭😭 THIS SHI TOO FUNNY

based off the andrew garfield clip

"What do you mean repent for my sins?" You look at them as if they're all crazy, feeling like a celebrity being chased by paparazzi.. except they're out for your blood.

"Impersonating the Almighty Creator is a crime," a fellow from Mondstadt calls out.

"Well isn't murder a crime as well?"

"Well..."

"If you don't get yo bitch ahh," and just like that the tables are turned. You started chasing them. Why're they so afraid of you now? Perhaps the fact you look too similar to the All Creator that intimidated them.

Either way, you have the upper hand now. You taunt them as you scare them off. In fact why don't you start barking while you're at it? It'll give them a scare.

kiba said womens rights!