Oh Just Marry Each Other Already You Fucking Losers

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That deer licked my camera...

not my circus not my—

what? *unrolls paper* why are you giving me a deed to the.. oh, oh no.. fuck.

they're my monkeys now

Some pics I took :p

EVERYBODY WINS!!!

can we all agree that it's pathetic when so-called "friends" try to sabotage your opportunities? you're clearly jealous that the amulet of eternal darkness chose me and no amount of "please fight it, i know you're still in there somewhere" is going to change that. crab bucket mentality. grow up.

SHE was a punk. HE did ballet. #woke #truelove

what a week huh?