I Hope My First Contribution To This Ship Gives You All Diabetes.

💾🖥️📖 Inside the Personal Computer: An Illustrated Introduction in 3 Dimensions: A Pop-Up Guide. Text by Sharon Gallagher. Paper engineering and design by Ron van der Meer (1984). Posting this and more as we get our #retrocomputing series ready for next month!

using your boyfriend as a perch to taunt from #justthelittlesniperthings

Odd conversations

the text for this is something like ? why do you smell like pee boy

rate the vegemite sandvich fit

made my own vegemite sandvich gif

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okay so I saw a really kool post by lennylink on Twitter/X ( _lennylink_ ) about Miss Pauling and the Fried Chicken tramp ( girl ), right?

and I just got to say.

it got me thinking.

so!! here are some random things I started thinking about.

( Fried chicken girl will be called Stacy like how it was in the Tweet + be spelt as Stacey bc I have an American brain and that's what its telling me to do. )

First thing, I got to send some love to the og person who made me think of all of this ( I don't know them ) and the way they made Stacey act is so... perfect.

like girl I know there was barely any of her speaking but the thing she did say was perfect.

"Sweetheart"??? STOPP. Miss Pauling has never been called that. EVER.

okay time for the real thing I want to talk about.

how would they date.

more specific how a date would go between them.

ALSO!!! adding ZHANNA because they lesbian power wasn't enough. ( I also just want to write more and make more pain for myself. )

Okay first off, Stacey and Pauling

Me thinks that Stacey would be like "hey you wanna go shopping?" and Pauling is like "oh sure" makes time for her or whatever and thinks shes going to a mall for clothes and is like "okay at least I get to hang out with the prettiest girl I've seen other than my boss" and then they drive there and...

its not actually a mall

they go to a gun store <3

listen, Stacey may not know where Europe is but she certainly knows gun stores with shit her girlfriend likes. probs knows a place where you could engrave stuff in your gun. Most likely from her dad. I think she gets most things from her dad. abit side tracked but she defo learned how to at least shoot a deer from her dad. ( gets her fashion from her mom, DUH. )

anyways Miss Pauling now has a beautiful new gun with Stacey's name on it.

okay lets add Zhanna into the mix.

Pauling and Zhanna

honestly.

i don't know.

im really dumb okay so like

ive been stuck on this for like a day.

im sorry people who really wanted this

Stacey and Zhanna

Remember when I said Stacey's dad thought her how to hunt dear?

Now her stone butch girlfriend is teaching her how to hunt bears.

and Stacey has her first bit of bear flesh.

She fucking loves it.

in tie with those burgers from her childhood that she'll never find again because she was too young to remember the name of the place.

Zhanna may be bored of bear from when she was stuck in Russia but will gladly feed it to her gf.

Now Stacey is full of different bear meat recipes (Zhanna learned it all from her mom [ her mom forced them all to learn ] ) and is craving more.

Please don't judge me if this is bad It's been a damn hot minute since I wrote anything.

I mayyy make a part 2.

tears started welling in my eyes I'm so serious right now.

they're silly

Unwanted knowledge

St. John's wort symbolizes fire and purification. Although, fire itself is a purification, just a radical one. Water cleanses, but can drown, while fire consumes everything without a trace. When receiving unwanted knowledge, the first thought is always: “I want to clear my mind of this.”

...I wonder how much Pyro knows?