Wishing I Lived Closer! Would Love To Pay A Visit

Wishing I lived closer! Would love to pay a visit

Always too far away.

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2 months ago
mtnshdw
2 months ago

Bark Europa at sea

Source @edo_somenzi

1 month ago

Gorgeous!

Touche Pas à Mon 🐊

Touche pas à mon 🐊

1 month ago
mtnshdw
1 month ago

The problem inherent with freedom, is that it requires you let others be free as well.

1 month ago
Great View

Great view

1 month ago
It Happened At A New York Airport. This Is Hilarious. I Wish I Had The Guts Of This Girl. An Award Should

It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United

Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably

deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to

deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."

The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that

the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14".

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically,

the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "F*** You!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir,

you'll have to get in line for that, too."

Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

Credit goes to respective owner.

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