"I Would Kill For You. I Would Die For You" Would You Take A Break For Me? Would You Sit Down And Rest?

An existential sketch I’d like to paint if I could find the time

Illustration for Goodnight Moon, Clement Hurd / Class of 2013, Mitski

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Wish smoking wasn’t bad for you that seems like something we should have fixed by now

Important paint study

Yeah to ahead. Go drive to work in your gay ass little apple car.

Monica is traveling home for the holidays, and this year she’s ready for all the chaos this trip entails. Unfortunately, nothing could’ve prepared Monica for just how wild this journey really is, and soon enough she’s locked in a dangerous race to the airport with little time to spare.

When Monica arrives she finds utter pandemonium, along with a sentient plane who’s just trying her best to keep things in order. But when Monica and the living jet plane finally have a chance to talk, it’s revealed that this beautiful vehicle is not really a vehicle at all—she’s the physical manifestation of chaotic holiday travel.

Monica is disturbed at first, but eventually she begins to understand what this sentient concept is all about. It turns out holiday travel really does eat ass, but not in the way you might expect.

This erotic tale is 4,300 words of sizzling human on sentient physical manifestation of travel action and living holiday trip love.

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