Guess Who's Back (temporarily)

golly gee theres so much LOTF ask blogs help me 😭

oh bro's PISSED.... THE DRAMA BEGINS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Hello Ripley.. Ahem.

I'm sorry you have to see all of that. You see, it is supposed to be a private conversation between me and Ainsworth. I was concerned but.. perhaps I was being too harsh.

Here, have this, I'll make it up to you. It's a flower I thought you'd appreciate. I haven't asked Shepherd what it means, but it should be something..

What do you say? I am always here to comfort you if you need it. I'm sorry Ainsworth said that. I'll make him apologize to you. ☺️

- 🐍 ( @ask-norman-alexander-lotf )

“you? give me flowers? after all you’ve done to pry about my relations with Ainsworth? i shall hardly accept this. do not attempt to fool me with apologies, Norman. I know your mind dwells in places of hate.

if you must know, we were friends. were, until you started to pry. was it you who made him say those things? perhaps, but it was me who left of my own accord. so take your flower and feed it to the flies, why don’t you!!”

Warning: I DO use dude, man, bruh, and bro as completely gender neutral terms, HOWEVER if I call you one of the above and it bothers you, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me.

This has been a PSA 

NATHANIEL THATS TGE GEASTS NOOOOOOOOOOO NORMAN IS GONNA ACTUALLY TWEAK OUT

Hello, Nathaniel.

[It giggled, albeit it just makes the shadow man much more menacing. Surely, it won't hurt you like he did.]

Oh, Nathaniel. So naive, so ignorant. Tell us, do you really have to trust Alexander?

We know a lot more than anyone else knows. In fact, we are much more trustworthy than that green-eyed snake.

Don't you want to have someone to rely on after what happened to you? You do realize that Alexander is a hypocrite, a liar? A traitor? Oh, he will betray you one day, he will.

But we are not here to do that. Oh, we did tell you that you shouldn't rely us for comfort, but.. Maybe we have changed our minds..

Say, do you want us to lend you a hand? To take you on our wing? Ooh, a vampire and a shadow man! What a great pair..

Oh! Your back!

[Nathaniel looks across from him to the branch to his left to see someone in the shape of a man but the buzzing of flies tells him otherwise.]

Well, to say I trust anyone on this island is a bit of an overstatement. Sure I trust Norman buuuut, not with my life! Or secrets!! He's not quite there yet. Not even Michael's there yet. Or Mary! Which isn't to say I don't like them! I just know people are more likely to let something important slip than a fly. Or a couple thousand flies.

So I guess someone I could...tell and wouldn't tattle would be nice. I mean, from what I can tell nobody else on the island reeeeaaally likes you that much. And nobody really liked me back at home. I'm used to being alone and talking to people like you! They don't tattle at all!

As for your thoughts on Norman...why doesn't everyone on this island dislike him so much?? He's quite nice if you talk to him! Hmm. I suppose many like to look and judge before actually trying to learn.

[He ponders on the tree, looking at the ground, up into the thick leaves, and back to figure. It no longer holds a form similar to that of his pastor, but now of a friend.]

.........hmmmmmmmm...ok! -🦇

Richard belongs to @we-are-richard-lotf

Micheal (mentioned) belongs to @mikeru6 / @michealseis

Norman (mentioned) belongs to @msfisherot / @ask-norman-alexander-lotf

Mary (mentioned) belongs to @beeari / @mary-lotf

this has quickly become canon

Yandere rap battles but it's @everettes-requiem vs @ask-norman-alexander-lotf

Everette would spit mad bars I fear

SILENCE.......

silly boy do no crimes (i will be answering asks later on be patient with me 💔)

is that the fricking hat man

You. You! You— Richard. Or whatever you are. I’m not scared of you. I never was! I’m doing this for companionship only. You seem to care enough to persist. It’s admirable—or would be if i admired you—so I may indulge you. But I don’t like your games! I don’t like them— I don’t like them— I don’t like them— you must think I do. Alas…

I DON’T! I DON’T! You think you’ll snap your little fly fingers and i’ll be by your side? I’M NO LAPDOG. Of course, you must’ve heard what Ainsworth said. He’s a liar isn’t he. I despise beautiful liars! JUST LIKE I DESPISE THIS DARKNESS, THESE FOOLS. ALL OF YOU, ALL OF THEM, FOOLS! You know this, Richard, can’t you tell. They’re all… simply….—

He slams his spear into the dirt. The still-wet blood on its end splatters against his face. At the feeling of it dripping down his skin, he stills.

W-wait. Maybe we can arrange something. Please, do what you said. “Take me under your wing”. I’ve.. God, i’ve never been taught what that means. What does it mean? Maybe… maybe I could give you what you want? If you give me this…. This thing i’ve never had. Maybe then i wouldn’t have to be in this solitude…. the solitude…the solitude…the solitude…the solitude…. the solitude…the solitude…the solitude…the solitude…. the solitude…the solitude…the solitude…the solitude…. the solitude…the solitude…the solitude…the solitude…. the solitude…the solitude…the solitude…the solitude…. the solitude…the solitude…the solitude…the solitude…. the solitude…the solitude…the solitude…the solitude…. the solitude…the solitude…the solitude…the solitude… the solitude which i hate.

I hate a lot of things, Richard. Life, death… Everette, the lack of him… this island, you, myself…. Maybe you can just take me and be done with it. No use for me anyhow. Useless, useless, useless, useless…. I think i deserve to be alone. But somehow you refuse to leave me alone…. Here. Here are some flowers. Begonia, if i remember. I don’t care what they mean. Don’t wilt them…..Please?

I… am sorry. I don’t know whats come over me. I haven’t spoken so much since Ev— for a while, i mean. I think we can come to some agreement. I accept your offer, Demon of Flies.

A deal is a deal, then.

[It smiled. Finally, you took the deal! It has been such a long time ever since such a deal like this has struck on this island. It had the form of a man in a hat and coat, mimicking a familiar figure in your life. Surely, this one wouldn't leave you, though.]

[Like a small, still calm voice, it then softly whispered in its ear, a voice of a man came out of it's sychronized buzzing.]

My son.

LOTF characters as ponies? HELL YEAH!

This idea came to me in a dream I swear/j

I tried to make the species accurate to how they would be depicted because Piggy as unicorn? Jack as a pegasus? It just makes sense!

Unrelated to the post but my Tumblr has been acting up heavily these few days (I can't comment nor send asks) which is really annoying so I promise you if you send any comments, I CAN read them I just can't reply 💔 (Thanks Tumblr 😔)

I HOPE YOU ENJOY THESE LITTLE LADS THO! It was fun drawing them as ponies and honestly this was just an excuse to draw ponies for me again C:

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the funniest thing that’s happened to me recently is that someone seemingly tried to update my pronouns on the medical system but accidentally made it so that my actual name is now “They Them”

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