Luckily I Saved 600 TikTok’s In Advance

I can’t wait to have a bagel when I get home

I knew you were fucking lying

dude your forcemasc shitpost. i made this really popular forcemasc post & nobody realizes it's an autism inspirational quote and the entire post is a shitpost

what was it please tell me

I’ll die before watching reanimator 3

Eminem is not even the best white rapper

I love Yuri Gagarin

Notice how nobody gay uses that blue flag with the lettuce anymore?

I thought epic the musical was about the 2013 animated film

literally 1984

they raised the price to $2 🥀 I don’t care what you do anymore

at least you aren’t stealing $1 dvds from goodwill

I’m tired of acting like Diet Coke is good