Oohh my favourite one recently is this cello artist called Takénobu! He does improv sessions every Tuesday for an hour and he posts his sessions as podcasts on his website. Very steady tempo that's not too calming but slightly restless at a good pace. It's not quite classical tho, on Spotify I think they classify it as contemporary classical.
Youtube: https://youtube.com/channel/UCrguPgSvx7TNvMuNUAScIiA?feature=shared
Improv sessions: https://www.takenobumusic.com/mellow-cello-podcast
Friend: “hey my son can’t concentrate on his homework. He chooses to do literally anything else everytime. He said his head doesn’t feel like it.”
Me: “Did you give him music?”
Friend: “No! No tech until he’s done! He doesn’t need more distracted.”
Me:
“k, bring me the child”
*Go to her house*
*points to the obviously ADHD boy struggling with his homework*
Me: “so your head doesn’t feel like doing homework?”
Son: “yeah. It would rather do ANYTHING else.”
Me: *unwrapping earbuds* here, listen to this for an hour while you do it.
French voice: 1hr later
Son: “k I’m done! :-)”
Friend: “wow, what’d you give him? Concentra, Adderall, Ritalin‽”
Me: “Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics” and some lo-fi.
(FRANCESDERWENT)
Nice new sheets
kitchen knives
new curtains (blackout!!)
Fleece-lined anything (sweats, hoodies)
insulated cookie sheets (didn't even know these exist)
kitchen scale
coffee bean grinder (for the coffee enthusiasts)
CDs??? apparently its nice to have physical copies
(MOTLEYSAINT)
good luggage (think suitcases, dufflebags, packing cubes, etc)
nice home decor (paintings, sculptures, "bless your home" kinda things, etc)
nice new pillows and blankets!!!
office supplies (pens, markers, sharpies!!)
coffee travel mugs? or whatever their favourite kind of drink is!
(MARZIPANANDMINUTIAE)
better replacements for old things from college
good shoes
hobby supplies!! (big one! whatever your reciever likes doing, get more supplies for them!)
nice gloves, hats, scarves!
(FUTURISTICBALLOONDREAM)
lamps
bookends
storage solutions/organizers (shoe racks, magazine racks, nice shoe organizers, etc)
photo album (its nice to have physical things :) )
"non-essential" kitchenware (glasses, mugs, different sized plates, roasting tins, etc)
big box of non-date/event specific cards + wrapping paper (for the ppl who forget dates and get last minute gifts. also good for yourself!)
EXPERIENCES!!!! (TALLFORAHOBBIT)
Tickets: to a museum, aquarium, concert, theme park, escape room, Vineyard tour/tasting, Renaissance Festival, Silent disco/club
Sessions: Recording session in a studio,VR, Axe throwing, laser tag, paintball, horseback riding, indoor skydiving, photoshoot for their pet
Giftcards: AirB&B, Lyft, Spa/sauna, video game bar or arcade
Classes or 1 time lessons: Glassblowing, Ice skating, diving, horseback riding, fencing, rock climbing, circus acrobatics, Bartending
(ELENTARY)
swiss army knives/multi tool
really nice coffee/tea and accessories
plants for the green thumb and plant parents! (or people who dont have plants in general, they need one.)
scarves or pashmina. (i'd also say gloves and hats as well!)
towels!! fluffier the better!
again, blankets
tools and materials for hobbies
boxes
(MANICPIXIEHORSEGIRL)
General cleaning supplies count too!
laundry detergent
shampoo
conditioner
soap
toothpaste
spices
sugar
rice
flour
toilet paper
(MISTYDAYJUDGE)
good iron/clothes steamer
more kitchen gadgets like crock pot, waffle maker, electric can openers, etc.
a nice vacuum, mop, and other cleaning supplies
business casual clothes! (i would be careful about this because some people have peculiar tastes)
gift cards!! from their favourite shops or cool local shops!
(FOXYATLAS)
Gift giving is a great time to get people you care about frivolous luxurious. Some notes:
for college people: things that'll bring comfort or fun (concert tickets, salon certificates, pre-paid yoga, dance classes. cozy clothes, warm blankets) stuff they might have at home but not at school, or stuff they maybe used to have but grew out of
recent graduates/ppl with big life changes: they probably need necessities (see above: sheets, kitchen knives, coffee grinder
ppl who are already settled down: want single-use luxuries. Things that they've bought before, but don't want to keep buying. Think fancy lotions (get stuff from lush), exotic foods (like fancy salsas)
A scratch off map of the world for someone who loves to travel
A map to place pins in for a grandma who wants to keep track of her grandchildrens journals across the country
A Spiderman poster for a teenage guy still excited about the movie
Gift card to a movie theater to allow a teenager to go out more
Very cozy onesie
Pride flags/clothes
Also!!!! Gift giving for neurodivergent people seems hard, but I promise you is actually way easier than you think. Find out their special interest. Buy them things based on it. You CANNOT GO WRONG.
Christmas is also a great time to buy fanart / fan-made goods.
(LUDE-N-LASCIVIOUS)
a lot of different batteries
expensive toiletries
OTC meds
first aid kits
gas cards
light bulbs
house air filters
(SCHOLARLYHOBBIT)
nicer/higher quality things you already own
a nice fountain pen for writers and note takers, or just a lot of pens for ppl who lose them a lot
refillable leather journal
cast iron pan
enamel dutch oven
nice leather bag
nice leather shoes
cashmere jumpers
real gold or silver jewellery
a nice rug
tell people, "I'm trying to use more durable things and own less, it's better for the environment, so if you want to give me something, please give me something I'll use all the time so I can think of you when I do so
OTHERS:
baked thingies :)
"art of" books for your art friends, physical copies of online things they like
subscriptions to things
good cookware, stainless steel pans and pots with copper bottoms, BPA free cookie utensils
knife sharpening block!
good quality socksss
mugs :)
hand blender
food processor
books!!!!!!!! that they like/have wanted
cool snacks
spices
a donation in your name
a nice veggie peeler
loofa
adjustable shower head
scented candles
a really good backpack or travel bag
EARBUDS/HEADPHONES (i always loose mine :'( )
tips:
make a "things I’d like but don’t want to buy for myself frivolously" list for gifts! - (MADEMOISELLESARCASME)
ASK PEOPLE WHAT THEIR FAVOURITE COLOUR IS!! I always ask this to people I meet for two reasons: 1. Great ice breaker! neutral and easy question to ask! 2. Great information for getting gifts? what better to receive anything in your favourite colour? :)
i find that gifts that get a laugh are also really good too, like i got my friend a sexy pepe body pillow and he really enjoyed it (pictured below, being braced by my sloth stuffie)
Barbara and my sloth embracing
aka possessions which are just possessions, but which have noticeably improved my quality of life: for when people ask you “what do you want for your birthday/Christmas/graduation” and you instantly transform into St Francis and pledge fealty to Lady Poverty because your mind went blank
nice. new. sheets. I cannot emphasize this one enough. if you’re still using the same sheets you had in college, you should probably get new ones. get yourself some 100% bamboo rayon sheets—they’re silky and perfect for summer and great for sensitive skin! or, if you’re cold all the time, flannel sheets!
kitchen knives. or even just one really good kitchen knife.
new curtains—blackout if you are a creature of the night like I am
fleece lined anything, but especially sweatpants and hoodies. wool lined socks are also good. if you don’t have the option of coming home after work and putting on an entire outfit that is loose and fuzzy, you should change that, because you deserve that option.
cookie sheets with a layer of air between the top and the bottom. the bottoms of your cookies will never burn again.
kitchen scale!!! no more leveling off flour with a knife and getting it all over the table!! now all your measuring is just shoveling stuff in and out of bowls like you’re at the beach. baking is both more accurate and also way more fun.
coffee bean grinder. if you want to upgrade your coffee experience, this is a great one-time purchase. just-ground beans have a much better flavor than pre-ground.
CDs!! ask for a gift card and expand your physical music collection! or a collection of the DVDs for your favorite show!
Weightless wonder, wind like
Whispers, limbs entwined
Two trumpet vines with
Four eyes caressing heaven
How can you etch a moment
Into your skin? Tattoo the
Cosmos behind your eyelids
Clutching comfort like confetti
In your clumsy hands—
A body was not built to
Hold this much heaven
And the wonder splits
Me at the seams, we sip
From the big dipper
Diamonds and dreams
Everything sparkles
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Scribbles because I don't wanna work
“It is a well-documented fact that by the age of 5 monolingual White children will have heard 30 million fewer words in languages other than English than bilingual children of color. In addition, they will have had a complete lack of exposure to the richness of non-standardized varieties of English that characterize the homes of many children of color. This language gap increases the longer these children are in school. The question is what causes this language gap and what can be done to address it? The major cause of this language gap is the failure of monolingual White communities to successfully assimilate into the multilingual and multidialectal mainstream. The continued existence of White ethnic enclaves persists despite concerted efforts to integrate White communities into the multiracial mainstream since the 1960s. In these linguistically isolated enclaves it is possible to go for days without interacting with anybody who does not speak Standardized American English providing little incentive for their inhabitants to adapt to the multilingual and multidialectal nature of US society. This linguistic isolation has a detrimental effect on the cognitive development of monolingual White children. This is because linguistically isolated households lack the rich translanguaging practices that are found in bilingual households and the elaborate style-shifting that occurs in bidialectal households. This leaves monolingual White children without a strong metalinguistic basis for language learning. As a result, many of these monolingual White children lack the school-readiness skills needed for foreign language learning and graduate from school having mastered nothing but Standardized American English leaving them ill-equipped to engage in intercultural communication.”
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What if we talked about monolingual White children the way we talk about low-income children of color?
Excerpt from a satirical blog post from The Educational Linguist that makes a good point about which language skills we value as a society and the problems with talking about a “language gap”.
(via lingrix)
Once in 7th grade I saw my math teacher pull up his school email with what I now consider a measly 10,000 unread emails in his inbox. Back then, I was a simple lad and thought him to be incredibly important so I made it my goal to surpass him in emails. I am proud to announce that my email now contains nearly 40,000 unread emails and continues to grow.
I will be judging the responses, silently.
with the new lore provided ive decided this is the only way this interaction could have gone
when you finally get to blobfish territory:
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we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory
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Designs for most of the Minecraft animals <3 planning to implement them when I'm finished with the monsters!