Mom Says It’s My Turn To Steal An Old Tire And Roll Into The Lake And Try Not To Become A Forest Spirit.

News flash it didn't lol teehee

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Resource Post: Blue Lock Light Novel Translations

Volume 1: Isagi, Nagi and Bachira

Isagi part 1

Isagi part 2 (translated by Hoshi801_)

Nagi part 1

Nagi part 2 (translated by Hoshi801_)

Bachira part 1

Bachira part 2 (translated by Hoshi801_)

Illustrations (sourced from Hoshi801_ and around the web)

Volume 2: Chigiri, Reo and Rin

Chigiri part 1

Chigiri part 2 (translated by Hoshi801_)

Reo (full) (translated by 705point8)

Rin part 1

Rin part 2 (translated by Hoshi801_)

Illustrations (sourced from Hoshi801_ and around the web)

Volume 3: Niko, Kunigami and Hiori

Niko (chapters 1 and 2) (in progress)(translated by carbunnyra)

Kunigami part 1

Kunigami part 2 (translated by Hoshi801_)

Hiori part 1

Hiori part 2 (translated by Hoshi801_)

Illustrations (sourced from Hoshi801_ and around the web)

Disclaimer: I do not own Blue Lock or any of its characters. Blue Lock was created by Kaneshiro Muneyuki and Nomura Yusuke. The light novels were written by Moegi Momo. All rights belong to the publisher, Kodansha. These are fan translations of the original Japanese and distributed for entertainment only.

tied up monster bf that whines and uselessly thrusts into the air in front of you when you don't let him near your sloppy wet hole out of punishment

said monster bf that breaks through the ropes & pins your tiny weak body down, rutting against you, planning to make sure you get bred with every. last. drop. >>>

When a monster eats your hole with tongue and starts growling for extra vibrations and pleasure.

I love this and I'm reposting solely to bookmark it (don't mind me)

I like to think that one of the lessons Aizawa taught class A is "always have a knife".

You never know when you'll need a knife so never not be in possession of a knife. As such every member of class A has a knife hidden somewhere in their hero costumes. His gift to them when they graduated were custom engraved knives with their student number on them.

Not on board? Ok. Just imagine how funny it would be tho.

Villain: "Number one hero Deku! I am punch proof! The more you hit me the stronger I get! How will you defeat me now-"

Midoriya: "Knife."

Villain: "Wha-" *gets stabbed*

Midoriya: "Knife."

Hero: "Oh no! We're tied up! However will we escape!"

Tsuyu: "Knife."

Hero: "What?"

Tsuyu, pulling a knife off the bottom of her foot with her tongue: "Knife."

Groupie getting a hug: "Are you using your quirk or are you just happy to see me?"

Kirishima: "It's a knife."

Groupie: "...What?"

Kirishima: "Knife."

Villain, completely insulated in rubber: "You're a one trick pony chargebolt."

Kaminari, reaching down into his boot: "Oh boy are you wrong my dude!"

Hero: "You need to calm down."

Bakugou, reaching down into his V-neck: "Listen here you son of a BITCH-"

Hero: "WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE!?"

Kouda: "Stop scaring the pigeons! They're a domesticated species that we abandoned back into the wild. They're sweet creatures who are pets by nature!"

Douchebag: "Or what?"

Kouda: "..."

Douchebag: "..."

Kouda: "..."

Douchebag: "oh my GOD HE HAS A KNIFE-"

Emet-Selch: HELLO!? Azem: Hey, whats up? Emet-Selch: I need your help, can you come over here? Azem: I can't, I'm buying clothes. Emet-Selch: Well, hurry up and get over here. Azem: Well, I can't find them. Emet-Selch: ...What'd you mean you "can't find them"? Azem: I can't find them, there's only soup! Emet-Selch: Well then GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE! Azem: ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME! Emet-Selch: ... Azem: There's more SOUP! Emet-Selch: What do you mean, there's MORE SOUP!?! Azem: There's JUST more SOUP! Emet-Selch: GO TO THE NEXT AISLE! Azem: There's STILL SOUP! Emet-Selch: Where are you, right now? Azem: I'm at Soup! Emet-Selch: WHAT do you MEAN you're "AT SOUP"!?! Azem: I mean I'm at SOUP! Emet-Selch: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN!?! Azem: I'm at the Soup Store! Emet-Selch: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?! Azem: FUCK YOU!

He's so babygirl

CG Update for the couch scene

Next drawing fr

I rest my case here 😌

I want to use this but I have no bf/gf/partner 💔💛💙 (opens c.ai)

Spanish affectionate names (because we can do better than using “mi amor” a hundred times)

Author’s note: Spanish uses gendered nouns. Masculine nouns often end in -o (example: “guapo”) and feminine nouns often end in -a (example: “princesa”). There are also gender neutral names! I’ll list those too for my people that are non-binary! This list is not exhaustive, so feel free to reblog and add more! Also, some words may have different translations depending on the country!!!!!

For him (names to use towards someone who identifies as a man)

Guapo : handsome

Rey : king

Príncipe: prince

Chulo / Lindo : cute, cutie

Bichito : little bug (disclaimer: in Puerto Rico, “Bicho” means “d*ck, so “Bichito” would mean “little d*ck”. )

For her (names to use towards someone who identifies as a woman)

Princesa: Princess

Guapa : beautiful

Muñeca : doll

Reina : queen

For everyone (he/him, she/her, they/them)

Mi corazón : my heart

Mi alma : my soul

Mi vida : my life

Mi cielo : my sky/heaven

Mi tesoro : my treasure

Mi luz : my light

There are tons more out there. Do a quick search!

Happy writing!