Mr-glomeroporphyritic - Expect Nothing

It's weird how geological time works. Eras start and end bit by bit over the course of hundreds of thousands of years. That sounds like a big uncertainty but that sort of timescale, on which the climate can overhaul itself completely and entire species rise and fall, is instantaneous compared to the age of the earth. Any hypothetical sentient creature would have no idea it was living through a major turning point. The Silurian slid into the Devonian as land plants became A Thing and insects started to wonder if 'pilot' might be a good career path, but there was no one moment when one thing ended and another began. That's not how that works...

... except for the Cretaceous. The Cretaceous had a Last Day and it was probably in April, and then the next day it was the Paleogene.

Okay then, if you're so very clever...

If we're not meant to eat rocks, how come they're named shit like "apatite"?

You're damn fucking right I have an apetite.

“we only have bones as evidence so every scientist is just guessing stuff, right?” 🤨

YOURE WELCOME!! THANKS FOR READING ABOUT THE ROCKS I THINK THEYRE REALLY GREAT

i wish i had a geologist friend who could sit me down and tell me everything about these rocks and what kind of rock it is and how they were formed and everything about them:(

theyre just normal rocks but i want to KNOW about them.

This is a positive post

i love grocery shopping!!! The best parts are when my hands go numb and my heart and lungs get to play jump rope!!!!

#in my mineralogy class we had a slideshow presentation about which rocks were dangerous to put in your mouth #there were test questions based on this

hey

what do you think about geology

rocks taste good

It saddens me deeply to know I cannot collect every rock

I cannot collect the smallest rocks because I would lose them

I cannot collect the biggest rocks because arm's weak

I cannot collect the funkiest rocks because no money

I cannot collect the spicy rocks because they hurt

I cannot collect the space rocks because gravity

What horribleness, how dare existance not allow me the rocks

Oh well, at least the'res plenty of rock that I Can collect

phys.org

Plate tectonic surprise: Geologist unexpectedly finds remnants of a lost mega-plate

Utrecht University geologist Suzanna van de Lagemaat has reconstructed a massive and previously unknown tectonic plate that was once one-qua

Utrecht University geologist Suzanna van de Lagemaat has reconstructed a massive and previously unknown tectonic plate that was once one-quarter the size of the Pacific Ocean. Her colleagues in Utrecht had predicted its existence over 10 years ago based on fragments of old tectonic plates found deep in the Earth's mantle. Van de Lagemaat reconstructed lost plates through field research and detailed investigations of the mountain belts of Japan, Borneo, the Philippines, New Guinea, and New Zealand. To her surprise, she found that oceanic remnants on northern Borneo must have belonged to the long-suspected plate, which scientists have named Pontus. She has now reconstructed the entire plate in its full glory. The work has been published in Gondwana Research.

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I have made a new UQuiz:

What your opinions on dinosaurs say about you.

Have fun (it's a long one)