im not really sure what im gonna post here probly just random art and stuffs
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@cactisays I think it would benefit everyone if I started saying this
Sherlock-tut-tut-Holmes
The silly
give me holmes and watson in a queerplatonic relationship. give me holmes and watson that never marry and never get married. give me holmes and watson that remain eternal bachelors in the eyes of the world, because they've already found the partner they want to spend their life with. give me holmes and watson sharing soft moments of domesticity. give me holmes playing the violin every night because he knows it helps watson fall asleep. give me watson making holmes breakfast because he knows holmes forgets to eat when he's on a case. give me holmes and watson sharing a quiet night in after a good adventure, sitting by the fire and laughing heartily at their exploits, or putting together a jigsaw puzzle on a sunday afternoon. give me watson yelling at holmes for solving the crossword before him every morning because he wasn't even looking at the newspaper, he's just sitting over there smoking his pipe with that devilish look in his eye. give me holmes and watson sleeping in separate beds but in the same room; watson's side is neat as a pin and holmes' side is an unholy mess. watson begs him to clear it up. holmes knows where everything is and refuses to upset its delicate balance. give me holmes and watson bickering like an old married couple. give me watson helping holmes get dressed for a social event he probably doesn't want to go to, and gently knotting his tie. give me holmes and watson who love each other more than anything in the world, and it would never cross their minds to be physical with each other. they don't need to. they already know they're each other's soulmate.
give me holmes and watson in a queerplatonic relationship.
I love when I’m in the middle of speaking and suddenly I’m like wait I literally don’t agree with what I’m saying
in the acd canon i have to imagine theres a sense of apprehension when holmes actually does take your case because theres about a 50% chance doctor watson is going to immortalize you in writing to the entirety of london as a huge cunt if he doesnt like you
unfortunately i have fallen ill with a condition called loving my friends so much that i cant imagine who i would be without them. yeah. theres no cure im just gonna have to deal with the quiet euphoria of knowing and being known whenever theyre around. thanks for understanding
Sherlock and Watson, dancing request. Sherlock needs to study this new dance( for reasons of solving the murder in the ballroom, of course) so the doctor is helping ♥
Hiiii bestie <3 @cactisays
Assortment of memes
I feel like I've seen this person somewhere before
47 Year Old Texas Realtor Miku
Literally cannot remember if you’ve already drawn something like this but I think of Vaschete everytime I see In Bed by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
I may have a particular fondness for this subject.
@cactisays
I am a person who is normal. Definitely :]
I just got the idea in my head after seeing Capcom's art of the Great Ace Attorney characters in Sherlock Hound style and just had to redraw screenshots from the show with them 🥺
Original shots
Bonus eepy Sherlock done on my phone:
i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.
this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.
anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:
i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.
this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.
anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:
the BOSCOMBE VALLEY MYSTERY part 2 - part 1 here - there is a mention of Holmes reading Petrarch in this story and so naturally I went on a deep dive of some of the most TRAGIC AND ROMANTIC POETRY ABOUT DOOMED LOVE I HAVE EVER READ. BUDDY.
the 'deductions and inferences' bit I drew ages ago so it's in a different style! classic bitch moment.
One more part to come! This is in the Watson's Sketchbook series.
I'm reading about the Victorian Aesthetic movement and I was violently reminded of...
...Sherlock Holmes's 'rose monologue' from The Naval Treaty, HI HELLO CAN ANYONE HEAR ME
@cactisays Thought you might relate
The watsonian urge to Make Shit Up.
@cactisays my big strong army doctor <3
"Match my freak" no be the sherlock holmes to my john watson
Some old drawings
girl you've been running through my mind all day
I suppose we could agree that we're both the coolest <3
Truest Holmes & Watson dynamic is them being fangirls for each other. I believe this.
@cactisays Pretty sure it's you bestie <3
Truest Holmes & Watson dynamic is them being fangirls for each other. I believe this.
@cactisays Made me think of you <3 (you're the cooler one)
Truest Holmes & Watson dynamic is them being fangirls for each other. I believe this.
I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military.
Thots on the Pope
So the pope has thots now
Here's a comparison video between two pieces of the same cat! I started hand embroidery at the beginning of 2023, and seeing them side by side is my favorite. Enjoy!
want to be clear that if i ever talk about a headcanon and then later discuss a headcanon that is directly contradictory to the first one, that’s because headcanons exist in a quantum state where they are all simultaneously true and not true up until the point where i discuss it in detail, in which case that is the one that is true in that instance. schroedinger’s headcanons
@cactisays Is this what The Weed Butler looks like?
I got two requests for Moist and Adora dancing so here they go! (of course, Adorada is leading! )
"Fluid as water, brilliant as silver, heavier than lead, mercury spills through a mine worker's fingers."
National Geographic
October 1972
ph. Robert W. Madden
Its Buff French Sherlock Hound™ for your viewing pleasure