LOOK WHO CAME IN! IT'S HIM!! THE BOY!!! OH I AM SO AUTISTIC FOR THE AUTISTIC CREATURE!!
he's very soft and he will be coming with me to my first aid certifications. mostly because i have to study and i'm in public. but he's here!! i did the pulls that you're given and got fuck all though .u.;
STOP BECAUSE I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO SAY "I MISS MY WIFE TAILS" πππ
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow Milk Cookie's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking lawn. That's right, he took his cookie-fuckin' doughy dick out and he pissed on my fucking lawn, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my tumblr.com: Shadow Milk Cookie, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. π₯ That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows β look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my lawn, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
*he sits up from his reading desk looking as if thereβs been a disturbance* something just happened-
am I being put on blast on fucking TUMBLR DOT COM?
Yknow what thatβs fine
this is fine
and do you want to know why?
because I have
70
ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS
(Ooc: God I love the sonic snap cube fandubs, whenever I miss my partner I just say I miss my wife tails with no context out loud)
I rewatched perfect blue recently
He hit the pentagon.
MY SHADOW MILK PLUSHIE IS COMING IN AND IT GOT STOPPED BY US CUSTOMS?
WHAT'D HE DO???? WHAT WAR CRIMES DID MY PLUSH COMMIT???
ANYWAY IT'S COMING IN TODAY? AND I JUST GOT NOTIFIED? WHAT. WHAT.
Thoughts on GOTY Clair Obscur: Expedition 33??
time to put on my favorite shirt
Bunny PV for Easter!
Let's pretend I made this on time and it's not the day after Easter!
vanilla milkshake animatic - fly me to the star
< {Know The Playwright} | Main Script | The Plays >
"Now, now. You really think I'll just let you figure me out?"
"Oh, aren't you hilarious!"
"Go ahead and try."
I FINISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guys he's such a pretty princess omg look at him....
Without the veil:
With the veil:
Design and AU by @fishymom-art
I'll never understand people who do this
LIKE.. HOW- WHAT ARE THEY FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS????
This likely isn't gonna be his official wedding dress design and I have a different thing I wanted to try and make but
Have this for now <3
20 year old artist | He/Him/His π³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈβπ | Mod of @compassionatevanillaorchid and @blind-healers-blog | I make art idk. Gay cookies have taken over my life | SHADOWVANILLA KILLED MY GRANDMA | πxπ¦ [CRK] βπ| LGBTQ+ Friendly
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