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Witchy Tips and Tricks I’ve Learned Throughout The Years...

Meditating during long car journeys helps clear your mind, pass the time and totally counts as practicing.

If you like plants, collect plants. If you like crystals, collect crystals. Collect things that makes your soul sing!

Charity shops are brilliant. You can always find something you need in there.

Salt, salt, salt. I love it and you should at least consider having it in your witchy cabinet as it is brilliant for protection.

You don’t need all the tools the books say you need unless you feel they’ll help.

Stock up on as many black candles as you can during the Halloween season or wait until they’re on the discount aisle.

Love is a powerful tool, don’t abuse it. The love you have for someone or something can help make any spell stronger.

Wicca is the religion, Witchcraft is the practice. You don’t have to be Wiccan to practice Witchcraft, You don’t have to practice Witchcraft if you’re Wiccan.

If you’re having difficulty with magic and witchcraft, Labradorite can help significantly.

Be careful around incense and smoke if your an asthmatic witch! Goodness knows how many time my lungs have almost quit on me during cleansing. You don’t have to use it.

Stir a bit of cinnamon into your morning tea to help bring good fortune throughout the day.

Respect all living things, including plants and insects.

If you’re having trouble visualising your magic and will, try taking inspiration from fantasy media, such as Skyrim or Harry Potter, and visualise the magic from those.

If you relate a song to a spell or ritual, put it on and sing along to it!

A small rose quartz under your pillow will help ease nightmares.

Sometimes a digital grimoire is better and easier to write than a physical one.

If your life is getting difficult to manage, take a break from witchcraft if it helps.

Craft stores are a great place for mini bottles and jars.

You don’t need to be part of a coven to be a valid witch.

Anyone of any gender can be a witch.

Don’t rely solely on a healing spell or potion to help with an illness, visit your doctor too.

Share your knowledge to people who are willing to learn.

All dominant species in the galaxy has something that sets them apart. From healing broken bones and severed flesh, losing 2/8 of our blood, to being infected by literally billions of parasites, Humans have the gift of simply refusing to die. It freaks the heebie-jeebies out of everyone else.

Holiday Witch Ball Ornaments 

What’s a more inconspicuous way to add witchcraft to the holiday season than by combining the well-known concept of Witch Balls with widely used ornaments? Add the following ingredients to either clear, glass ornaments (so they can be charged by compliments) or to solid ornaments (to be even more unnoticeable) for the desired effects.

Family Peace:

lavender buds

two sprigs of thyme

dried cilantro

rose buds

Festivity:

three vanilla bean pods

whole allspice

dried tangerine or orange peels

sprig of pine

Love Drawing:

crushed rose petals

dried jasmine

dried lime peels

granulated sugar

glitter

New Year Prosperity:

whole chamomile flowers

one cinnamon stick

pine needles

juniper berries

Queen Grimhilde’s Glamour Jar For Intimidating Looks

You can carry this with you for whenever you need to have that “intimidating look,” ex.) walking down a dark street late at night. 

What you’re gonna need: 

A jar, particularly a smaller one

Storm water 

A thunderstorm 

Black glitter

Cayenne pepper 

Green food coloring 

A wine glass (for theatrical effect) 

Collect the storm water in whatever container is convenient, then pour it into the wine glass. Add the cayenne pepper, food coloring, and black glitter. Hold the glass and visualize the image you wish to project. Go outside and recite the following while holding the glass:

“I cast this spell on this stormy night, 

fill this glass with a ghoul’s fright! 

May my appearance turn them all away, 

keep those that wish to cause me ill at bay. 

A thunderbolt, to mix it well. Now begin thy magic spell!” 

Produce your best evil, witchy cackle, then pour the mixture into the jar. Just pull it out & shake whenever you need to feel intimidating. 

“We’ve been waiting for you, Steven.”

❣ Hair Magick ❣

Red - Courage, Power, Self-Esteem, Leadership.

Pink - Self-Love, Friendship, Calming, Romance, Passion, Physical Energy, Compassion.

Orange - Happiness, Kindness, Strength, Opportunities, Mental Alertness.

Blond/e - Healing, Creativity, Prosperity, Humility, Intellect, Beauty.

Green - Trust, Healing, Wellness, Transformation, Money, Employment, Fertility, Luck, The Arts.

Blue - Wisdom, Joy, Truth, Loyalty, Fidelity, Self-Improvement.

Purple - Clairvoyance, Spiritual Protection, Justice, Forgiveness, Memory, Ambition, Progress.

White - Safety, Protection, Enlightenment, Freedom, Health.

Black - Divination, Rebirth, Patience, Binding, Stability.

Brunet/te - Security, Generosity, Grounding, Decision Making, Concentration.

Gray - Lunar Magick, Meditation, Success, Balance.

Hair is often considered very important in witchcraft. Hair is said to hold memories and power and can be used in spells and rituals for a variety of outcomes. The way we style our hair can have different affects on our energy.

Straightened - Calmness, Gentleness, Peace.

Curled - Problem Solving, Knowledge, Strength.

Wavy - Inner Conflict Resolution, Privacy, Reflection.

Combination - Duality, Decision Making, Emotional Transition.

Bun - Intent, Concentration, Task Management.

Ponytail - Energy, Youthfulness.

Half Up - Ambition, Forward Motion, Healing, Acceptance.

Braided - Protection, Gracefulness, Patience.

French Braided - Self Admiration, Clarity, Inner Tranquility.

Long - Nostalgia, Contentment, Creativity, Whimsy.

Shoulder - Organization, Leadership, Focus, Ambition.

Short - Control, Self-Awareness,

Shaved - Rejuvenation, Resiliency.

Partially Shaved - Transformation, Transition, Accomplishment.

EA developer playing the new Battlefront 2 for the first time (cca. 2017)

crystal shape meanings in my grimoire. 

Monsters & Maw’s ‘Shorter Stories’ Masterlist

Edit which I’m including in all my works after plagiarism and theft has taken place: I do not give my consent for my works to be used, copied, published, or posted anywhere. They are copyrighted and belong to me.

So I figured it was time to create a masterlist of my shorter stories! These were pretty much all done as requests for chunky ten sentence stories, prompts, and ko-fi commissions. Please check my blog’s header for info on whether ko-fi commissions, free requests, and full commissions are open before sending any requests in.

Any content warnings are on the individual stories themselves, at the top of each one. I’ve grouped this list by reader x monster this time. Let me know if any links have broken/lead to the wrong place!

My main masterlist of much longer stories can be found here.

My Patreon masterlist (public/free to browse) can be found here.

My monster stories archive blog is @monstersandmawarchive if you want to turn on notifications or just have my stories with no other posts.

Enjoy! x

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Some stories (particularly older ones) might have funky formatting. Sorry - that’s a tumblr glitch!

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wlw

Female hellhound x female reader (sfw)

Shy female selkie x female extrovert (sfw)

Female deathclaw x female reader (nsfw)

Buff female werecat/rakshasa x female reader (sfw)

Chubby female werewolf x buff female reader (nsfw)

Female sphinx x female reader (nsfw)

Female centaur x female reader (nsfw)

Female orc x female reader (sfw)

Female naga x female reader (nsfw)

Female orc x female reader (sfw)

Female werewolf reader x female human (v. light nsfw)

Female werewolf x female reader (light nsfw)

mlm

Male tentacled monster x chubby male reader (nsfw)

Male werewolf x trans male reader (nsfw)

Male centaur x male reader (nsfw)

Male gargoyle x male reader (nsfw)

Male gorgon x male reader (very light nsfw)

Male tiefling x male reader (angsty, light nsfw)

Male orc x male reader (nsfw)

Male kamaitachi x male reader (light nsfw)

Male demon x male human (nsfw, monster’s pov)

Male mothman x male reader (sfw, fluffy)

{Footsteps in the Snow Masterlist (mlm Skyrim story)}

m/f

Male werewolf x female reader (light nsfw)

Large male demon x female reader (comfort after death of beloved pet, sfw)

Male ‘rabbit’ monster x female reader (sfw)

Big male orc x female reader (nsfw)

Male naga x female reader (sfw)

Male gargoyle x female reader (nsfw) (Alesh’s story Part One (nsfw) Part Two (nsfw))

Male faun x female reader (nsfw)

Male dragon x female reader (sfw)

Male orc x female reader (sfw)

Male werebat x female reader (sfw)

Male jungle troll x tiny elf girlfriend (nsfw)

Big male minotaur x small female reader (nsfw)

Male alien x female reader (nsfw)

Male satyr x female reader (sfw)

Male kelpie x female reader (sfw)

Male naga x female reader (nsfw)

Male shark merman x female reader (nsfw)

Male yautjia x female reader (nsfw)

Male dragon x female reader (sfw)

Male dragon x female reader (light nsfw)

Male naga x female reader (light nsfw)

Male alien x female reader (sfw)

Male fae x female reader (sfw)

Male minotaur x female reader (nsfw)

Male oni x female reader (sfw)

Fluffy male monster x girlfriend (monster pov, nsfw)

Male shadow monster x fem girlfriend (monster pov, light nsfw)

Female dullahan x male reader (nsfw)

Female banshee x male reader (sfw)

Female lamia/naga x male reader (nsfw)

monster x nb/gender-neutral readers

Male kitsune x nb reader (sfw)

Male fae x reader (sfw)

Male orc x reader (sfw) (Garek’s story (nsfw) can be found here - and that one has a female reader)

Female alien x reader (very light nsfw)

Male orc x reader (sfw)

Female naga x nb reader (nsfw)

Sea dragon pirate Captain x human stowaway (nsfw)

NB werewolf x reader (sfw)

Male gargoyle x disabled female presenting nb reader (sfw)

NB insectoid monster x reader (sfw)

Male orc x reader (sfw)

Mothman x reader (nsfw)

Female dragon x nb reader (nsfw)

Male vampire x reader (sfw)

Afab nb reader x afab bat monster (light nsfw)

NB werewolf x reader (angsty, sfw)

Male alien x reader (light sfw) *’smooch’ prompt fill* for Ornorx (nsfw))

Male alien x reader (nsfw, bdsm) *’smooch’ prompt fill* for Ornorx (nsfw))

Scarred male fae x reader (light nsfw) *’smooch’ prompt fill* for Winter from Gnoll boy Brenn’s story - Part One here (nsfw))*

Scarred male fae x reader (light nsfw) *’smooch’ prompt fill* for Winter from Gnoll boy Brenn’s story - Part One here (nsfw))*

Male gargoyle x reader (sfw) *’smooch’ prompt fill*

Female orc x reader (light nsfw) *’smooch’ prompt fill for Bronwyn - Part One here (sfw)*

Female orc x reader (sfw) *’smooch’ prompt fill for Bronwyn - Part One here (sfw)* 

Male gnoll x reader (light nsfw) *’smooch’ prompt fill for Brenn - Part One here (sfw))*

Male gargoyle x reader (light nsfw) *’smooch’ prompt fill for Alesh - Part One (nsfw))*

Male hellhound x reader (light nsfw) *’smooch’ prompt fill for Ranek (nsfw))*

Male naga x reader (light nsfw) *’smooch’ prompt fill for Ascal - Part One (sfw))*

Male centaur x reader (light nsfw) *’smooch’ prompt fill for Iskandar from orc boy Khuruz’ story - Part One (sfw)*

Nb drider x reader (sfw, light angst)

Male rock troll x reader (very light nsfw)

Male dragon x reader (sfw)

Nb gargoyle x reader (sfw)

male naga x male mongoose monster x gn reader (sfw) ‘silly fun in the river’

male orc x gn/male reader (sfw)

female butch tiefling x gn reader (sfw)

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Landslide by Fleetwood Mac except it’s playing through your car’s old radio cassette player as you drive alone through the desert at night. As far as you can tell, the nearest human life has got to be wherever that distant thunder is rolling in.

requested by @kawaiidesuyolo