Fic!Techno Being Immune To The Egg Because "The Voices Are Worse" Will Never Not Be Funny. Like Yeah,

Made an arcane fan animation hehe

Fable SMP: “the Void is welcoming. It is the origin of life and parent to all that came after. The void is gentle and kind and loving. Its embrace is soft and long awaited, and it watches over us all with supportive words and an encouraging touch.”

Bound SMP: “OH GOD OH FUCK OH FUCK THE VOID IS INFECTING THINGS OH GOD ITS EYES THERE’S SO MANY EYES OH GOD ITS GOING TO KILL US THE VOID IS RIPPING THE WORLD APART WHY ARE THERE EYES OH GOD-”

​y'all ever wonder why people aren’t just like. nice to each other

So this might be a bit of a silly question, but did any of you guys have a period where you really wanted to have wings?

Like I wanted to soar above the clouds and it just felt so right, y’know?

And even tho I gained flying rights it still felt off weirdly enough.

But that suddenly stopped? I’m okay with my lack of wings now? It’s weird-

i love you sober friendly spaces i love you restaurants w mocktails on the menu i love you social events not hosted at bars i love you bringing non-alcoholic drinks to parties i love you shamelessly being sober so people know it’s accepted i love you not making fun of ppl who don’t drink i love you still inviting people who don’t drink to social events where ppl are drinking if u know they’re comfortable w it i love you normalizing not drinking

Smaug and Bilbo girltalk be like:

“And I once caught them trying to make off with my silver spoons!”

“MAKING OFF WITH YOUR TREASURE?!

H A N G. T H E M.”

“Well that would be just awful, wouldn’t it?”

“SO TOO IS GOING WITHOUT YOUR SILVER SPOONS.”

Unhinged Regulus who sits in the DE meetings held in Grimmauld, he heard about the werewolf who works for Voldemort, the same man who had no pity when he turned a four year old boy, the same boy who grew up to fear looking up in the sky or watching his shadow at nighttime in fear of knowing how much time he had left before the next moon, the same boy who became the best man Regulus he had ever known.

He gets the mark so they trust him more, he becomes one of Voldemort's favorites, until one day he is assigned a mission with Fenrir Greyback. He shreds him to PIECES, I mean every dark curse you have ever learned, making his demise slow and painful, skins him alive and drains his blood with a manic smile on his face.

GIVE ME THIS UNHINGED DARK REGULUS I BEG YOU!!!!!

I headcanon that modern Elrond would drive a minivan. With all his kids and foster kids it just makes sense.

raise a glass to the posts you love that end up deleted. to the fanart and fanfics you lose track of and can’t locate. to the blogs you used to look through that ended up unexpectedly disappearing. to the things you didn’t archive because you always assumed they’d be there.