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i feel like the crypto bro needs to see this (is what i would say if the bugs didn’t get him)

i had a date today and my partner set the condition that if i use the words mr bonzo once she would strangle me

so i used the words he who must not be named

Ok so take that scene from John Carpenter’s The Thing except the Thing is a vampire and they’re taking turns eating cloves of garlic

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logging every time i hear it. starting with episode 1.

-when alice assures teddy they’ll stay in touch.

-when teddy says that colin is having a blast at the leaving event.

-colin when he halfheartedly plays along.

-teddy when he says colin wants to go to the pub.

-not sure about this one but when lena starts talking about gwen being able to resign it gets sorta static-y?? it’s not the same as the others and could just be me reading too far into things. maybe it’s just confirmation bias.

-when lena apologizes for telling gwen she doesn’t have what it takes to reach her position. (damn)

-when colin says alice’s joke was funny.

-when sam says he’s ok after listening to the magnus institute case.

that’s all i found! if anybody can find more then i’d be keen to hear them :]

an interesting thing i wanted to note is that sarcasm seems to be exempt from this whole thing. gwen’s comment towards lena when she leaves her office as well as alice’s whole shtick don’t prompt any fuzzies. this leads me to believe it’s specifically when someone’s hiding something, not when they’re just wrong or joking.

moving on to episode 2 when i get the motivation!

i think it’s safe to assume that the theory that the audio glitches whenever somebody lies is basically true at this point, especially after this latest episode. even smth as simple as sam asking for cinnamon swirl when he really wanted pain au chocolat prompts a slight fuzzy noise.

that being said, time to relisten to the previous eps and see what these mfs are hiding :D

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i think it’s really handy that the sound before each scene indicates where the recording is coming from! memorizing them has spared me the effort of having to look at the transcripts :]

snake food (presumably) implies they didn’t want to assume that somebody wasn’t just fucking munching on whole frozen mice