I Open Tumblr Either Couple Times A Week Or Every Other Month! And It's Month Time. Goodbye Forever 💔

i saw some thread on xitter with some dude asking why drag queens "want to be around children so much" re: story hours and all the replies were either predictably disgusting or very defensive but not a single goddamn one of them answered the question so i will help in case anyone ever asks you this incredibly stupid question: they are clowns!! drag queens are just clowns!! they put on extremely silly makeup and huge wigs and bright clothes and do over-the-top performances that make people laugh and smile and sometimes cry. that is the definition of a clown. they like to perform for children because they are a type of clown and children are great audiences and it is not any deeper than that. god damn.

*me from the outside of the window of HHM, punding on the glass, desperately trying to get Howards attention*

"HOWARD! HOWARD! DONT GO TO JIMMYS AND KIMS APARTMENT TONIGHT! DONT DO IT!"

If bcs was real and I was a time traveler, I’d probably do the same tbh, but it won’t work cause his mind is too occupied with Jimmy and his shenanigans

DO NOT “Sit and relax, it violates the first amendment” THE KOSA OR ANY OTHER BILL. THE GOVERNMENT HAS IGNORED AMENDMENTS BEFORE. CALLING REPRESENTATIVES AND SUCH IS THE WAY TO MAKE THESE BILLS NOT PASS.

I'm getting UK politics so what's up with that

instead of making a bunch of shitty american live action death note adaptations i think they should take the basic concept and export it into totally different cultures and/or time periods. i want to see what would happen if the death note fell into the hands of an evangelical youth pastor in rural ohio. or the old matriarch of an african royal family. or a struggling painter's apprentice in renaissance italy. or a lobster fisherman. or a famous russian novelist from the early 1900s. or a cowboy or a secretary or a monk or a farmer like why does it always have to be Light Yagami the Teenage Prodigy huh? when does someone else get a turn

Posted by Michael Mando on the Better Call Saul IG story for Nacho takeover.

Gambling with Vince Gilligan

Loser dies ⚰️

if anyone wants to help me remember my Twitter username please tell me I want to get it back

some of my favorite bits from bcs rewatch party!: s6e1 wine and roses edition <333

bonus (x2!)

merry ☃️࿌ིྀ྇⋆ᘓમ૨ıડτന੨ડ⋆࿌ིྀ྇☃️ to those who celebrate it yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay