Obligatory Crossover Post W @thebreadmantm !!!

The full thing for anyone who wants it!

Listen I love Jon “let’s gouge our eyes out and run away together” Sims as much as the next guy. But we don’t talk enough about the second half of that conversation. Martin ready to crash out just a little. Martin calling Jon on his bullshit. Basically just everything Martin does in that scene actually.

^^^THIS. self aware as fuck and definitely not kind of bitter Martin.

Imagine you’ve been in love with someone for 4 years. You do not expect this to go anywhere because you have shit self esteem and also he kind of hates you. You decide the best use of your life is protecting everyone you know from evil and taking the brunt of that evil yourself. Then one day the person you love who you cannot be around anymore says out of the blue “hey let’s run away together” and you have probably wanted that for years. You have probably dreamed about that moment. And you absolutely can not do that. For him. To protect him. But also because of him. And it’s not really about you is it?

I would go fucking crazy. All things considered, he had an impressively calm reaction to this situation.

hello frog that is morally ambiguous what is your dnd alignment

I think that as a person I'm very chaotic good, though my decision could be biased because that's also just my favourite alignment to play

Colin has slept at work like this at LEAST once

Will Nico and Hazel playing mythomagic!!

oopsie daisies

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

just finished a short, more horror leaning, tma fic. unfortunately im now plagued with visions of helen and michael being coworkers on the night shift at a convenience store. im sure theyd have a jolly old time together when they're done terrorizing people.

You know you're a writer when you’ve had entire conversations in your head with your characters but can’t remember what you had for breakfast.