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[ 𝐋𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥 ] dandy's world oneshots ⋆｡°✩

collection of dandy's world oneshots that i hope is a mixture of personal wants and requests !

hello people !! I know this may be out of the blue but if you like the hit Roblox game Dandy’s World and Fanfics,, please consider reading mine !! I’ll be trying to update often and am looking for requests to help with inspiration :))

thanks for reading this :D

me to my moots

happy tsukasakun birth to all who celebrate!!! i don't have any smart thoughts to post today, but i wrote a fic!!!! it's REALLY long and it's a self-indulgent thing about tsukasa being a kaito freak and having the growing up neurodivergent experience™ that doesn't have any ships either so i might be the only one to care about it, but i'd be really glad if you gave me a read since i worked a lot on it!!!!! :D

(also!!! @kerizaret betaed the very first draft for me [THANK YOU KERI WE SAY IN UNISON] and approved it, so if keri says it's ok, then it can't be that bad i guess!!!! lol)

*Mutual reblogs something you posted*

Me: They still like me. Thank God.

Sorcevalier first because they're stuck in my brain

Both about mid/late 20s... Well, Tsukasa is, Rui is like 12,000 years old LMFAOO

Sorcerers and humans are different species!!!! Don't get them mixed up!!!!!!!! Sorcerers have magic in their blood and humans need herbs for magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Set in medieval times? Maybe?? Just something that isn't modern day JSJSJSJS

MARRIED FOR 15 YEARS. Fight me

Used to make out behind the huge willow tree in the castle garden when they were younger and before Tsukasa became king (direct royal descendant)....

Saki lives overseas with her million wives (leoneed), Tsukasa cries everytime he gets a letter and immediately runs to Rui like "MY LITTLE BABY SISTER IS OKAYYY😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭" and Rui is just like "yes dear you made me cast 6 protection spells over her"

Rui once got drunk at a ball and flirted with a coat hanger because it apparently "had Tsukasa's shoulders". What does that even mean.

FAVORITE SPOTS TO KISS!!!!

RUI : forehead, jaw, fingers, chest, biceps, ears, lips

TSUKASA : neck, knuckles, lips, temples, nose, stomach

I'm going to get shot for this but. 6 FEET TALL TSUKASA. 5"6 RUI.

^that is a BEAUTIFUL TALL BUFF BLONDE KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR that we are talking about. I feel bad nerfing his height (oddine has only ever dated short guys. oddine now has a fear of short guys and she can't possibly do that to Rui)

They go to the town market together just to hold hands and walk around and look at herbs that Rui needs for potions ♡

NORMAL RUIKASA BECAUSE I NEED THEM DEAD

They make out. I SAID IT I'M SORRY I'M SORRY DON'T SHOOT DON'T SH

Tsukasa didn't tell anyone from wondershow his birthday because he thought it would be "too much of a hastle" from years of spending his birthdays with himself, or Toya!! Rui genuinely cried for the first time in front of Tsukasa when Miku mentioned that they missed Tsukasa's birthday :(

^ now Rui has a special robot that reminds him how many exact minutes until Tsukasa's birthday. TSUKASA WILL NEVER REST.

Tsukasa tried teaching Rui how to play piano, found out that Rui is an expert at being HORRIBLY uncoordinated with his fingers

Tsukasa has a couple scars on his knees from falling so much during practice and working so hard, while Rui has scars on his hands and one on his face from working with robots!!!

^ Rui tells Tsukasa that the scars on his arms are also from robots. Because a robot can DEFINITELY perfectly place a bunch of tiny scars in a line together...

^^ Rui has healed since middle school, he's much happier and he only gets hurt from his inventions now YAY♡

Tsukasa has emetophobia (these headcanons are basically just me self projecting at this point)

Rui holds a HUGE grudge against Tsukasa's parents. Like, it's insane how much he PRETENDS to like them (lol)

If you lift Rui up from his armpits, he'll stretch out like a cat!!

Tsukasa used to be taller than Rui when they were kids, now Rui is almost 2 heads above him...

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actual conversation I had with a friend like last week

(for anyone who ACTUALLY wanted to read my long ahh essay, here u go!!!:

so star tears, as the name suggests, is when the victim starts to cry 'stars.'

In actuality, this disease, caused by unrequited love, is when one starts to cry small star-shaped glowing crystals. These crystals start clear, but over time, they grow more opaque and shine brighter. As the disease progresses, the tears are also harder to control and make the victim cry more often. The tears are also accomapanied with a small jingling/twinkling sound when falling, and are sharp and painful.

The symptoms (like every single fictional and real disease ever,) grow worse over time, and unless treated, lead to colorblindness and memory loss. Severe cases can lead to complete blindness as well.

The ailment is only cured when the victim's beloved returns their feelings, typically expressed through confession. Star tears isn't fatal if the love isn't returned romantically, but will lead to the (color)blindness and memory loss being permanent. It's currently divided on whether symptoms are cured if love is confessed in later stages, but I've only seen cases of vision and memories returning (because we love good fic endings!!!!)

so yeah thats what i remember)