Not Even 2 Minutes In And Holy CRAP Gon Is Literally The Ideal Scam Target Rn

oh okay! i will keep that in mind when you would like to enter my home

i give you express permission because you are not a vampire :)

steak fries but instead its stake fries and instead of fries you get wooden stakes to eat

just remembered that im gonna have so little time to finish the kitty mizuki drawing im doing in computers class because we’re doing some freaking like ai unit starting tomorrow that my irls don’t remember doing?????

like????? mr teacher please let me just teach myself photoshop by drawing anime please stop making me use generative ai for good grades

(note that he had the requirement of generating 5 images with ai in one previous assignment in order to get the highest grade possinle)

oooo its the fuckin wizard

just accidentally read the “tap to order” text on a panera bread order tablet as “tap to gender” and i don’t know whether to laugh or curl up into a ball and hide away from society for a millennia

Yeah boss, dere’s a whole otha car of us outside, boss!

the gooners

they’re everywhere

everyone has autism dipshit, it came free with your giant collection of insects and bugs

i should be asleep right now but the waking world is far too appetizing to pass up (crunchy)