you know this feeling when you remember a fanfic that make you feel things you didn’t even know you could feel but you are aware that you’ll never read it again bc its completely lost? Yeah, I have this feeling at least twice a day.
Enter the sick and twisted minds of @wearewatcher's Shane Madej and Ryan Bergara as they countdown their top five hottest, steamiest, most sopping wet horror movie characters, with a little help from unofficial official Tumblr mascot, Coppy.
a fictional man: *is kinda fucked up*
me: i want him so bad
Fox with hat
REMUS LUPIN AS I LIVE AND BREATHE im not fucking breathing
if julieta madrigal can heal people with a bread or hell, even a wine... does it mean... she’s technically... jesus?
youre in for jail time
“the marauders got the teenage years the golden trio couldn’t and the golden trio got the adulthood the marauders couldn’t get”
STFU😭😭😭😭
Bernhard Schlink, The Reader (translated by Carol Brown Janeway)
i don't WANT to read smut right now
i WANT to read a passionate, poetic, jaw dropping, tears streaking down my face, heart wrenching, giggle inducing, feet kicking, cringy yet amazing, gorgeous story written by someone who apologizes for english not being their first language(they're the best writers ever) which has 4 chapters and then makes me scream because it hasnt been updated in months and the author is mia