Some Days You Feel Like Expanding Exponentially, Other Days You Feel Like Shrinking Exponentially. This

*sound of my psyche shattering into a billion pieces*

not a dream

friendly reminder that I love you

I base my growth and maturity on how many of the chocolates in an assorted box I'm willing to eat

I'm smart in the streets. What? You wanna know what I'm like in the sheets? Nah nah nah sister! You're not gettin me to no secondary location!

You'd think I'd learn to not dip my hair in ramen broth after the first time.

Today I saw certain (I hope younger) fandom members doing a thing on twitter where they called out fandom-famous fics and saying how bad they are.

And, no. We don't do that. We aren't rude to each other like that. If we don't like a fic we move on and find one we do like. We do not go slagging it off on twitter to make ourselves look cool.

Authors, artists, video editors, gif makers: all of these people give huge amounts of their time to provide you with content for free. They don't owe anyone anything, and being cruel about what anyone makes is below us as a fandom.

One of my friend's siblings told me that I sound like Michael Cera and I took that to heart.

If you want me to stop texting you constantly then just start being very dull.

how is the kentucky derby not trending on here?? the horse with the lowest odds wins and immediately starts biting everything in its sight, that sounds like a tumblr legend to me