#let‘s See If This Works

‘If lost, family photos are the most missed possessio—’ WRONG. SNOOPY SYMPOSIUM.

Anyway, been doing a lot of peanutposting lately & wanted to contribute. Notice how hallmark green-lit the perspectives of many, but no one’s wit but niñito’s. Much to stink about.

Do you think people who are virgin should write smut? I feel like most of them don’t even know what they’re writing and just write what they think sex is

the implication this ask suggests that people who write about murders, cannibalism, politics, magic, royalty au, sci-fi, wars, supernatural, time travel, medieval era, werewolves, vampires, mermaids or goblins must be murderers, cannibals, presidents, wizards, royalties, astronauts, ghost hunters, soldiers, time travelers, knights, werewolves, vampires, mermaids or goblins in real life is so funny to me

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

Ich war gestern hier auf der Demo vor der CDU Zentrale, ein paar Highlights:

- katholische Hochschule im katholischen NRW spricht der CDU die Christlichkeit ab

- erstes Lied der playlist war "schwarz zu blau" von Peter Fox

- technische Probleme? "Kein Ding, ich bin Gewerkschafterin, ICH KANN SCHREIEN!" (Die Menge goes Cheeeer)

- "Herr Merz, wenn Ihr Geschichtsunterricht zu lange her ist, kommen Sie doch vorbei! Wir organisieren Ihnen gerne eine Nachhilfestunde!"

- die CDU hat zur Absage der Demo aufgerufen, aus Angst vor "linker Gewalt". Das "selbsternnante" Bündnis gegen Rechts solle sich doch mal umschauen, mit wem sie sich da einlassen. Das Bündnis meinte als Antwort, dass sie sich nicht provozieren lassen, aber das ja schon eine ganz schöne Aussage ist... Von der CDU.....

- vor allem weil die CDU-Dame von Angst gesprochen hat, die Tür zu öffnen. Sorry aber wenn ihr Samstagabend noch wen da arbeiten habt, adoptieren wir den direkt in die Demo.

- ADHS ANTIFA - ABGELENKT UND TROTZDEM ANWESEND I love you so much

- alle boppen ihre Schilder zum Rhythmus vom Lied

- die Omas gegen Rechts lieben wir ja eh

In case you're wondering what the fuck is going on in Germany today:

After our government imploded last week, current vice chancellor Robert Habeck (Greens) was the first to announce that he is going to run for chancellor in the upcoming election. He did this with a picture in which he was seen wearing a bracelet that spelt out "Kanzler-Era". He then proceeded to properly announce his candidacy in a video, filmed on a set designed to look like my mum's kitchen in the 90s, where he said, and I quote,

"I am ready to offer my experience, my strength, and my responsibility. As chancellor, if you'll have me."

He also encouraged people to invite him into their homes so he could listen to their problems. His party is currently polling around 10-12% btw. Ambitious to the point of delusion, but mad respect. Just look at him.

The title translates to "My application as a candidate for the people in Germany". The Greens are always so goddamn earnest, you just gotta love them.

So anyway, this prompted a random dude from the Cologne CDU (that's the conservative party) named Gundolf (no, really) to post on twitter that, should the Greens win, we should "inofficially" rethink women's right to vote. He also called Habeck a "political marriage swindler".

German twitter, predictably, replied with a very well-deserved "The FUCK, bro".

Then, Gundolf goes on an absolutely unhinged rant about how, actually, historically women weren't discriminated against because they were "rightfully" considered more emotional and fragile, and also, women's suffrage was a result of higher literacy rates (???), and ALSO, have you, the reader, considered that Robert Habeck is the true misogynist here because he presents himself as emotionally available in a clear effort to manipulate the girlies??? With his good looks and political competency and raw sexual appeal. NOT GUNDOLF of course. HE is immune to all that. He's just concerned for women and their fragile little brains.

(Okay, I may have exaggerated that last part a little but that's the vibes. Gundolf, do you want to tell us something?)

Anyway, that's the party who will most likely head our government next year 🙃

french pun hehe

Canadian take-over counterproposal.

today's bug thing is this caterpillar cake!