if I wrote a Judith Ward backstory fic would y’all read it?
Literally anyone meeting bruce and his family for the first time: So how did you get so many kids by 30?
Dick: HE WAS A TEENAGE DELINQUENT
Jason: *shouting over him* HE LEFT MY MOTHER AT THE ALTAR
*tim is sitting, just happy to be included*
Bruce: BE-quiet. They're ADOPTED!
Jason: *not a beat missed* Because he’s never known the touch of a woman.
Tim’s blushing covers his entire face
Jason is naturally a ginger but likes dyeing his hair black
Dick’s a model (no police Richard Grayson)
Cassandra likes volleyball
Damian hates cherries
Bruce makes scrapbooks
Duke loves train surfing
Jason plays the Sims
Tim is always cold. He keeps blankets in his backpack and wears leg and arm warmers often
Dick is a pretty good cook. He loves trying new things (but fruity pebbles is still his favorite food)
Cassandra likes jigsaw puzzles
Bruce wears glasses
Duke is lactose intolerant
Damian has perfect vision
I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.
- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.
- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.
- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.
That's love. 🐈⬛🐈❤️
Duke drinking his soda after train surfing
Jason is just a cutey
Dick needs a nap
made these a while ago, figured they were tumblr worthy teehee 🤭
His favorite character is Tree Trunks
You can’t see the whole page because I drew what Peter might look like if I hit him with a bullet train <3