Dew Burnt His Fucking Dick Off.

PLEASE 😭🙏

I NEED MORE GHOUL TUMMIES! GIVE ME PHOTOS, FANARTS, FICLETS! JUST GHOUL TUMMIES! PLEASE

rip Aphrodite, you would love dti

That's the bitey spot

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE FIRE GHOUL 😭❤️

April 2nd ❤️❤️❤️

i was born in the wrong generation, i should be singing hymns to the gods in their temples rn

Ghouls' colours headcannons part 1

So the ghouls' change colours depending on the season, the weather, the temperature, whether or not they're ill.

Mountain:

Mountain's colour changes the most. He goes from green in spring / summer to yellow / red in autumn and then brown in winter.

Sodo:

Sodo actually goes from an amber colour in summer to red in winter. This is mainly cus he's a breathing fireplace in winter and he's always trying to keep himself toasty. There's still some blue freckles left over from his days as a water ghoul.

Rain:

Rain goes from a deep blue in summer to an greyish hue in autumn then white in winter, and then blue - green in spring.

Aurora:

Aurora is particular. Her colour is dependent on the length of day, rather than the weather itself. Her hair tends to be more vibrant (white) in the winter, and her freckles tend to show more. When the days are longer her hair tends to yellow more.

Sunshine:

Like Aurora, her colour is more so dependent on the sun. During the spring / summer she has a rainbow pearlescent streak in her blonde hair.

An interesting angle if you ask me.

Photo credits: Unknown (found on Pinterest)

What the ghouls would do when you accidentally leave your phone behind in a room with them

Swiss - posts a craiglists ad for free puppies with your number

Aurora - takes photos on the photobooth app that everyone was crazy about 10 years ago (she's new alright, it's still novel to her)

Mountain - starts whispering things to influence your ads: "gardening gifts", "rare plant species", "extra large dildos"

Cirrus - texts the pack to meet outside in 10 and ambushes them. she scares them so much phantom goes *poof* into bat mode

Rain - runs after you with your phone to give it back, after setting your lock screen to a photo of him in panties

Phantom - pornhub. the ministry blocked it on his phone because he couldn't understand when it was socially acceptable to be on porn sites (that was an interesting sunday mass)

Aether - takes pictures of the ministry cat as a nice surprise for you later

Dew - takes a picture of a different cat (it's his pussy, he takes nudes)

Cumulus - stirs shit by pretending she's your gf and soft launching herself on your social media.

DEW/SODO WITH ASTHMA!!! (I have asthma and Sodo is my favorite ghoul)

Thinking about Dew with asthma. Specifically, little Dew with asthma.

Dew playing quietly on the playmat in the common room, content to line up all his toy cars while his plush dragon, Dio, watches on. Swiss is also watching.

Every so often, Dew coughs or clears his throat. Swiss can't figure out if he's just got a tickly cough, or if it's something more. Either something viral, or an asthma attack.

He asks softly "Dew, buddy? Are you okay?"

Dew gives him a toddler cough in return.

"Alrighty, then. You tell me if you start to feel worse."

It's a few more minutes, Dew rearranging his cars by height, occasionally watching the TV. Swiss put on Bluey for him, but Swiss is watching it more than he is.

And then Swiss hears the wheeze.

Just a little crackle in Dew's throat at first. But Swiss' head snaps up nonetheless.

"Dewy? How are we feeling?"

"U-Uhm... 'Eezy..."

"Wheezy, bud?"

"Yeah."

"Do you need your inhaler?"

Swiss already knows the answer. Little Dew does not like his inhaler. But his choices right now are, 1) use the inhaler, or 2) don't use the inhaler and end up in the infirmary.

Swiss reaches under the coffee table and grabs Dew's spacer kit. It's never far from reach when Dew's little. He won't take his inhaler without a spacer when he's little.

He moves onto his knees on the floor, kneeling by Dew. Dew whines at the sight of Swiss setting up his inhaler, but his wheezes are becoming more frequent and his chest is burning a little.

The spacer is clear, with teddy bears printed over it, and a mask on one end.

Swiss wraps his arm around Dew and brings him into his lap. Thankfully, Dew doesn't protest, apart from a little wheezy huff.

"Gonna be a brave little guy for me, huh?" Swiss asks as he clicks the inhaler into place. Dew shakes his head, burying his face against Swiss' chest. "Yeah, I know. You don't like it. But we've gotta do it, buddy. You'll feel super yucky if we don't give you your puffs now."

Dew turns his head from one way to the other, like a baby refusing a bottle as Swiss holds the mask up. Eventually, however, the tight feeling in his chest wins and he lets Swiss hold the mask over his mouth and gives him the first puff.

"Nice slow breaths, bubby. Yeah, that's it, you're doing great. In and out. In and out. Good job..."

Dew looks up at him with big eyes, taking shaky breaths. After a little while, Swiss gives him another puff of his inhaler, his thumb gently rubbing Dew's cheek.

Dew's breathing slows eventually, and then he cuddles into Swiss, tired out after his little eezy episode.

Waitress: And what would you like?

Sodo: I wish to devour the unborn.

Aether: Eggs. He wants eggs.