Bug Spray Ran Out So They Have To Improvise

My Friends/Family: Hey can I see your phone? I need to look something up.

Me, closing like 80+ Ao3 Tabs as fast as I can:

Fem fatale

my loves. smushing them together like barbie dolls as we speak

how does shanks manage to have some kind of sexual tension with every warlord in the sea whilst also having practically zero screen time. ramona-esque dilf of the east blue. luffy wants to be king of the pirates but is stuck sailing through the several deadly seas of his dad's evil exes. they see the straw hat and it activates their fight reflex. half-convinced that shanks gave it away with full knowledge of this

ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you

he's a sweet thing<3

Life is a lot more beautiful when there’s not a little bitch in your ear telling you butch4femme is heteronormative

YOU KNOW I CANT SEE 💔💔💔