There Should Be An Exhibit In The Louvre For Shuake Fanart

Ohara Koson: Butterfly and lily

"[...] simple awareness; awareness of what is so real and essential, so hidden in plain sight all around us, all the time, that we have to keep reminding ourselves over and over:

'This is water.'

'This is water.'"

Dear airheads,

I used to really enjoy your airheads soft filled bites but recently I picked up a package and it said “now softer” like that was an improvement. They are too soft. They have no satisfying resistance to my bite, the texture is worse (like any basic forgettable gummy and not the special airheads soft filled bites texture), and all the bites stick to each other in the bag because they are so soft and sticky now so you can only draw them out of the bag in large clumps of multiple airheads and if you try to pull them apart they just tear apart the bites leaving you with a big mess on your fingers of multiple torn up bites. This is gross and seriously messed up. This is a product disimprovement in every way. I expect this to be rectified within the year due to fan outcry and tryst me I. Am a fan of airheads soft filled bites! So I am being that brace and noble fan.

Sincerely your internet warrior,

Zygon Commander

dw man me too

Bobtail squid larva PNGs.

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I bet Jar Jar is fucking hung like a whale. God he can raw me anyday.

I spent like two? Three? Entire weeks with this sitting in my askbox and I just. I got nothing. What could I possibly answer? I tried all the “nope” gifs in this god forsaken website, I tried to draw what my face looks like every time I read this, I tried to find fanart of jar jar with his wang out and the universe was kind enough to me so that I couldn’t find any. I got nothing. Nada. Abso-fucking-lutely nothing. What am I gonna say? What in god’s name am I gonna say to that?!

You see, I wanna fuck general grievous. I do. I want him use all his four arms to simultaneously pull both my arms back and touch my tits as he fucks me with his mecha-schlong. I do. I wanna fuck darth Maul, pre-legs cut off or post metal legs+metal dick enhancement. I wanna lick those horns. Okay? I wanna fuck darth vader. Boy, oh, boy, I do. I wanna hear that hard breathing and wrap my legs over that dramatic cape while he force-chokes me and we do the do. Am I a weird robot-fucker? You bet your ass I am! Am I a tad too much on the horny side? Probably. Did I extrapolate my right to be horny on main? Fucking sue me. But this. THIS.

How do you want me to face my family and all the three (3) friends I have irl? How do you want me to walk into an elevator with a bunch of strangers and when an old lady says “the weather has been a little hot lately, isn’t it weird?” just to do small talk like every fucking old people I don’t know do, how do you expect me not to answer her with “y’know what’s weirder, someone at this very moment is thinking about Jar Jar Binks going balls-deep in them and I cannot talk about this to anyone and the knowledge of this? it’s eating me alive. ALIVE, ma’am, and I don’t mean this as some sick vore reference. Someone’s dreaming of those popped-up eyes, of that weird high-pitched voice screaming MEESA COMING while they’re filled up by Jar Jar Bink’s thick seed, and I’m just standing here while this very notion rots me to the core, taking all life away from me. It’s a nightmare. My entire life, a nightmare, because of an anon message from a horny jar jar fucker on tumblr. This is my floor now, ma’am, have a good day”

I leave the elevator. I probably have an appointment, but I can’t remember where, or what for. I sit down on the floor by the elevator doors. I sob for a full minute. I take the elevator back downstairs, I walk home, I collapse in bed and rub one out thinking of darth vader. I feel better.

Five minutes later, I think about this ask again, and my whole world collapses again. It’s only Tuesday. I sigh heavily and sit down to write this reply.-

Edit: a lot of this is exaggeration. Some of it is true. You get to pick what exactly.

i think being gay is like, what if you were kinda slimy and your body ran on thc instead of blood

do you like yaoi yeah we like yaoi do you like yuri yeah we like yuri do you like frnech toast yeah we like french toast

i wanna hold hands in a place like this

hes so cool