Hey Happy Fawkin New Year

But We're Both Eunuchs 😳

“7-30” by Yizheng Ke

Call me male sexed the way I’m being sexed by males

no love is too deep

(x)

Dear airheads,

I used to really enjoy your airheads soft filled bites but recently I picked up a package and it said “now softer” like that was an improvement. They are too soft. They have no satisfying resistance to my bite, the texture is worse (like any basic forgettable gummy and not the special airheads soft filled bites texture), and all the bites stick to each other in the bag because they are so soft and sticky now so you can only draw them out of the bag in large clumps of multiple airheads and if you try to pull them apart they just tear apart the bites leaving you with a big mess on your fingers of multiple torn up bites. This is gross and seriously messed up. This is a product disimprovement in every way. I expect this to be rectified within the year due to fan outcry and tryst me I. Am a fan of airheads soft filled bites! So I am being that brace and noble fan.

Sincerely your internet warrior,

Zygon Commander

honestly even though i am straight i think being the uke is the more appealing choice because i can already relate to the sensitivity & fragile beauty aspects Plus, if i am on the bottom for a more larger & macho kind of guy while still being heterosexual myself, it makes me seem like a tortured & mentally disintegrating wretch to any potentially onlooking women. then, if i am lucky, they will be overcome with a sudden & disorientingly intense desire for me as my pitiful appearance & circumstances start to trigger two of the most dangerous female instincts at once: Maternal nurture, & the innate feminine erotic interest in suffering & abuse...

anyways, personally i think being on the bottom you are less gay for all of the above reasons & sheer ability to attract many women, than if u are on the top , who is probably at least bisexual. I dont care thoufh because i'm not homophobic & tbh being the bottom feels kind of good in a weird way, like the thrill of the hunt as my plans go into motion, so honestly this is just like the win win scenario. and everyone is satisfied, which is beautiful.

By the way, if you read all this, and still don't work this scenario into your technique, you are actually stupid. ⚠️

@p3girlsweek day 6 - crisis