Great Post But Is That Mayonaise???

Great post but is that mayonaise???

How to unnecessarily comment on a post about race as a White Ally™

“This is a real problem!” or “I can confirm that this is true!” because I guess us saying it’s a problem is not enough and we need your confirmation that we’re not making it up?

“As a white person…” if you’re saying that combination of words anywhere, please stop immediately. Especially if it comes right before a confirmation that we’re actually not lying and have received your White Stamp Of Approval™ (see point 1).

Any unnecessary affirmation of Yes, I Am white. Yes, I Support You (Because I’m That Great). Such as one I recently got that started with point 1, followed by point 4, and then… “much love from a white girl!”

REGURGITATING WHAT WE JUST SAID. USUALLY STUPIDLY AND MISSING THE ENTIRE POINT.

Writing an essay on the tags.

Talking about how Appalled you are that Fellow Whites would do That (and you totally never have).

“It took me three years to understand this, it seems it was written in some Alien language, but once I deciphered these Confusing, Barbaric and Strange strings of words, I have officially concluded that op is right.” You sound like a fucking scientist analyzing an animal species new to you. And DON’T cry “ableism!!!!!” I’m autistic. I can’t read long text either, my brain shuts down or flies off into the ether. I still don’t fucking go around telling, say, trans women that they speak as if they were from another universe but I was enough of an Ally to read it anyway while stressing how hard it is to understand them. You all usually do it to any post longer than three paragraphs with NO jargon that is very straightforward.

Criticizing and nitpicking tone or vocabulary that You Personally didn’t fancy, including putting words in our mouths that we never fucking said.

Adding a “take it from a white person!” to point 1. Why can’t they just take it from us.

Please just learn to zip it sometimes. It’s like you can’t stand for us to have more spotlight than you for five minutes and that you resent what we say so you end up being condescending. Please, stfu sometimes.

You especially love doing this to woc.

How To Unnecessarily Comment On A Post About Race As A White Ally™

Hearts For Markiplier

hey guys….i’m not sure if you saw Mark’s newest video yet about why he had to cancel the stream and since Mark is now going through a tough time with the news he got about his niece….i want to do something special….i want everyone to reblog this post with red hearts…and as soon as he comes back online he will see all the love and support from us

also Mark if you by any chance happen to see this post, i just want to let you know that we are by your side at all times….

sincerely, LisaSepticSuperPlier and the whole Markiplier Community

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monsterhigh-fanatic

6 years ago

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monsterhigh-fanatic

7 years ago

Omg

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monsterhigh-fanatic

8 years ago

Why has Undertaker made multiple accounts?

HAHAAHAAHAHAAA

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monsterhigh-fanatic

6 years ago

😂😂😂BRU THIS IS MY FLAG

@justwritingscibbles @the-wild-ego @multiplefandomsfangirl

Hello this is the dumb bitch pride flag i just made it! The red stands for wrath, the blue for sadness, and the black is for the inescapable void of never knowing anything uwu

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monsterhigh-fanatic

6 years ago

@multiplefandomsfangirl

Reblog the goth dab to get a goth gf

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monsterhigh-fanatic

6 years ago

Have you ever looked at someone while they’re doing something small like driving or laughing or eating and just smile bc you like them so much

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monsterhigh-fanatic

7 years ago

have this idek

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monsterhigh-fanatic

2 years ago

does anybody have that "take that ghost shit to arby's" post

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monsterhigh-fanatic

7 years ago

Tony “who says yay when he finds a secret door” Stark

Tony “elevators not worthy” Stark

Tony “hopeful that all the avengers will stay for the party” Stark

Tony “getting really attached to the team” Stark

Tony “do I get to rule Asgard?” Stark

Tony “pretend flirting but totally meaning it with Rhodey” Stark

Tony “I’m not the boss, I just pay for everything, make everyone look cooler, etc which he totally does because he cares” Stark

Tony “bragging about how boss Pepper is” Stark

Tony “is making medical advances” Stark

Tony “calling himself old man” Stark

Tony “don’t take from my pile” Stark

Tony “willingly going to fix Clint’s tractor” Stark

Tony “caring for friends so much he’d build something to keep them safe” Stark

Tony “making jokes in horrible times to ease the tension” Stark

Tony “giving up JARVIS because he thinks that’ll save the world” Stark

Tony “has anxiety, PTSD, and he’s still in the game” Stark

Tony “telling Bruce to take a stand not to be rude but because Bruce doesn’t have to bow down to anybody” Stark

Tony “I’m not the same man as before” Stark

Tony “going from war profit to saving the world because he thinks it’s what he was destined to do, even though he’s just a civilian, no super powers, just because he damn wants to, he’s gotten so far and become such a better person but no one really sees that over his mistakes” Stark

Tony “isn’t the same man as before, because he’s so much better” Stark

Tony fucking Stark

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