DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE dir. Shawn Levy (2024)
Disney: you can make your movie R-rated but their relationship can’t be explicitly gay
Ryan: oh don’t worry this is a totally platonic road trip buddy comedy
The movie: The poster says, “best friends come together”, there’s a meet cute ugly at a bar and Logan immediately assumes Wade is there to hook up with him (so does the bartender), Wade calls him baby boy, and angel baby, their road trip song is a rock ballad about being lonely and wanting to meet someone, the second act has the classic romcom miscommunication/fight, they’re having a heated fight to one of the most iconic love song duets ever, Wade says, “the Honda Odyssey fucks hard too bad you don’t” and Logan says, “oh we’re just getting started”, after that there’s a shot where car they're in is rocking back and forth for hours and then it cuts to them asleep the next morning, there’s a line about Wade having Logan’s dick in his mouth (spoken by Ryan’s daughter), there’s a scene where they’re looking at each other longingly through a window because they think Wade is about to die (even though Logan hated him yesterday), Wade is very clearly staring at Logan’s abs after his shirt explodes then makes him put on a shirt after he sees other people also looking, they save each others lives by holding hands to a Madonna song about blowjobs, Logan starts walking away until Wade calls after him and he stops like he’s about to turn around and run back and kiss him but the camera cuts off before he does, Wade introduces Logan to Al like a nervous teenager introducing his girlfriend to his mom, and the last shot is their masks sitting next to each other in their ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT
Disney: ok we have notes
Ryan: no.
The movie: *makes $1,000,000,000*
you'll never guess what i watched lol
tiny man as a bonus:
I love queer movies where the protagonist realizes that his ex-girlfriend is better off with someone else, and that he actually finds his soulmate in his mutant best friend (+their love language is killing each other)
the hitman's doggyguard
Day twenty-seven of wanting fem writers to put x fem reader tags in fem reader fics
Wait question. Do tags like 'tokyo revengers x reader' not mean the reader is any gender? Or is it just another x fem reader but a different tag? I wanna start tagging works like x gn!reader but don't see a lot of them made.
When I mean the tagging stuff I mean properly tagging gender
Fem writers are notorious for only using x reader tags and never x fem reader Or x afab reader but constantly demand male writers to put x male reader because they get uncomfortable accidentally reading male reader content. I have been writing fanfics for years and it's something I have seen time and time again and it's annoying as hell.
The x reader tag is SUPPOSED to be any gender but fem writers have been using it to just mean x fem reader, I'm just asking they put x fem reader in the tags if they're writing a fem reader or hell even afab reader is cool
No thoughts, just Eddie Munson’s lil grin 😌
Nah fr cuz fem readers not tagging just gets on my nerves and even when they dont tag its just fem readers on my reccommended it's rlly annoying honestly
EXACTLY
This why tagging is important for the filters to work!
Poolverine doodle ft bad anatomy 👍‼️🙏