Do I Look Like Your Girlfriend? 

Eddie Munson is Miette coded i dont take criticism

Eddie: "It's really muggy out today"

You: "I swear to God if I go outside and all our mugs are on the lawn, I'm leaving you."

Eddie: *sips coffee from a bowl*

Welcome to the United States of America where if you want to be safe from guns you die if you want to get a safe abortion you die if you're gay you die if you're black you die if you're a woman you die if you're disabled you die if you're a kid you die if you're a POC you die if you're trans you die and no one will do anything about it because some stupid cuntrags that are two steps away from tripping on a staircase and dying cling to some dipshit beliefs from over 6 decades ago and decide to make it everyone's problem

THIS LMAO my after one of us came out the rest of us were like “so whose turn is it next at confessional ?”

“it’s unrealistic for so many of them to be gay’

shut up shut up shut UP every single person in my 3rd grade friend group turned out to be queer (except for one, the token straight guy) and there were EIGHT of us. queer people find each other, even if they don’t know they’re queer.

Your daily reminder that top and bottom are terms used only for same-sex intercourse. And also, that dom and sub are different from top and bottom. Please get your terms right before writing a fic, because I've seen so many people not tagging shit properly.

i like when they kiss

the new pool boy position just opened at the vampire mansion (previous employee disappeared under mysterious circumstances)

Pleaaasssee tag your fucking fem reader shit!!! Found another 'GN' fanfic with fem terms 💀