JONAS BROTHERS FAMILY ROAST (2021) Dir. Alex Van Wagner

hnnnnnggg i really want to watch season 7 of tcw because literally anakin looks so fucking hot but my ass is on season 2 still 😭

“There is no one I trust more with my child than you.”  — OBI-WAN KENOBI (2022)

reblog if you would sell your soul to kiss Kylo Ren just one time.

how many shots it would take me to make out with each version of Anakin skywalker (because I like this trend but I don't make tiktoks):

phantom menace anakin: N/A he is a literal child

attack of the clones anakin: 2, just to get over the rat tail

forces of destiny anakin: 57, what did they do to my poor trash man. I'm so sorry, you deserved better than this

clone wars movie anakin: 1 because he's cute but it doesn't compare to his later looks

clone wars later seasons: absolutely none. he looks so good in dark colors. please kiss me

dark side anakin from the mortis arc gets his own section bc I have issues: stone cold sober, kill me

clone wars season 7 anakin: -1000, objectively his best look. is he animated? yes. do I care? no I'm in love with him. also cockiness unmatched in this scene and I'm here for it

revenge of the sith anakin: -10 I love angsty boy

darth vader: can't make out with mask but he's still hot so 3 for courage to hold his hand

I regret nothing

the darkside.

THIS IS FUCKING NEEDED

disney should take advantage of having both ewan mcgregor and hayden christensen on payroll and make a mini series where anakin & obi wan bitch at each other while commentating on major events in the Star Wars series as force ghosts

i just gotta say... tcw anakin skywalker is fucking HOT

If Rey had turned to the Darkside.

Every girl has had the experience where a creepy guy asks for our number and we don’t want to give it to him, but we also don’t want to get gutted in a back alley. “Give him a fake number!” I hear you call, okay and then he says “okay let me call you real quick!” Because they are learning. “Give them your number and then block them!” Okay and then they can plug it into something like Spokeo, pay $10 and know everything about you. So what do you do?

First pick a fake name, I use Jessica, then download the Google Voice app, hook it up to your email, pick a number, and set up a fake greeting with your fake name. You can set it to ring your actual phone like a normal call or text but they don’t have real info on you.

Go forth and don’t get murdered, ladies!

extra af ponytail Anakin