Free Him He Did Some Of That But His Haters Are Annoying

this is making me laugh

Whenever you reach 25, you unlock a new adult DLC. The problem is that it’s completely random. It could either be “hey I’m not allergic to [insert food] anymore!” or your knees hurt every time it rains. Up to you to figure out which one you get.

me: it’s okay if people dislike my favorite character. everyone is entitled to their own opinion

person: *dislikes my favorite character*

me:

P - Perfection

This is so real to me bc I had a guardian as a kid who would do that even when I was actually doing things like work around the house. It makes you feel like you need to strive for perfection but, even if you achieve said “perfection”, it’s still not enough.

ive also come to the conclusion that "laziness" is probably the stupidest, most hurtful, least useful, deliberately cruel concept in the world

Who that man

Heard there’s a new Stan meme on Twitter

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watching a national dog show vid. this beast has the saddest most glistening eyes I've ever seen

wake up. its me. markiplier. you werent in a coma or anything i just got really excited to seeyou.I’m markiplier