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"the author of the journals. my brother"

me on my 5th rewatch:

REBLOG IF YOU THINK FANFIC IS JUST AS IMPORTANT IN A FANDOM AS FANART

choose your fav flower friend

Art by 小小鹿 喝多了

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

Shitposting cuz its funny

You could give me a 20 minute animation of Ford eating a sandwich or something while Stan watches TV next to him with absolutely no dialogue and I’d still watch the whole thing and probably buy it on blu-ray

Listen guys, gals, nb pals, I cannot lie & say that any of the silly jokes I’ve posted are intentional. They’re not. I post shit purely bc I think it’s funny. It’s just a very pleasant bonus that you guys like the dumb shit I post too.

Ford

baby on board, Ford

That charity stream added 10 years to my life, watered my plants, fed my dogs, paid off my car, cooked my dinner, finished my essays, wrote a whole 276 page novel, & gave me a dopamine rush the likes of which I doubt I will ever feel again.