This Is My Favorite Stock Photo Guy He Does Everything

Everybody says congratulations when you get a new job, or start a business, or buy a house, or have a baby, or get married, or buy a new car...

I just wanted to take a second out of the day to say congratulations to all of you who made it through a hard week this week.

Congratulations to those who are holding it together for the sake of the people you love.

Congratulations to anyone who thought about taking the easy way out and decided to stick around for a while longer.

Congratulations for showing up. Again.

You deserve all the love too.

P - Perfection

Rip stanley you would have loved Avon

Who that man

Little dog farts are a special kind of hell.

let’s put more rickford in the world

me seeing that memory tube labeled stanford: I can’t believe rickford is canon 

My Guide on Dealing With Your Twin Who Cares More About Their Dumb Mysteries Than Their Own Family.

Step 1. Push ‘em

Step 2.    

Hold on, something ain’t right here.

Stanford and Fiddleford vocal stim with each other. It'll just be dead quiet and suddenly

"Meep moop"

"...meep moop"

":D"

fiddleford doesn't ever use the proper names for tools. he expects ford to know.

once i beat the depression and the burnout and the anxiety and the loneliness and the exhaustion and the guilt and the awkwardness and the apathy and the low income and the chronic illness and the impatience and the vulnerability and the creative block and the capitalism and the cruelty THEN you'll see