OH MY GOODNESS

queen elizabeth slowly turning into willy wonka i see

All you fools are gonna look super dumb when the Queen hobbles out on her walking stick in February, stops in a daze, topples forward and almost falls flat on her face, but at the last second does a forward somersault, jumps back up, and then cheerfully gives a bunch of children a tour of Buckingham Palace, during which she kills them off one by one, in order to choose which one will be the next queen.

same

valin : the human life is a strained and tense one. I envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach... warmed by the sun... unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentiment life.

elwin : do you need to talk ?

valin : i wish i was a croissant

she is cat???? maybe????

why do i not get these in my area :’(

This little person has somewhere to be…

this is really accurate actually

Game night at the Zoldyck’s 🎮🙌 They play mario kart & Alluka completely destroys everyone Milluki is a Rosalina main, and Killua plays as Cat Peach Illumi never wins but the only time he’s close to getting first place he gets brutally blueshelled by Kalluto, and that’s the story of how Silva imposed the “Zoldycks can’t kill each other” rule

I-

The age difference between Voldemort and Nico di Angelo is like 5 years and 3 weeks....

*outrageously long scream*

*deep breath*

WHAT-

Lucky 7 cow reblog for good luck

def doing this with my sax

Peter: *steals caps shield*

Steve: Tony, control your kid.

Tony: Good job kid