The 5TH

girl how many times did you meet her

things shannon told me at the legacy tour stop

“i’ve planned to kill sandor in every single book since he’s been introduced”

“keefe will wake up”

“silveny was almost biana’s pet”

“i always wonder if this is the year they’ll start bringing rotten fruits and vegetables to throw at me” "i promise the last book will not end on a cliffhanger. if i did that, i’d have to change my name and flee to mexico” “i haven’t started writing book 9 yet” “legacy was such a labour of love…” “while writing my books i’m always like, ‘'i’m gonna do all the things!’ and by the end it’s ‘i did a fourth of the things…’” “i feel like i’m cultivating an army of little Shannons.” (for writers) “don’t rush and overlook how amazing the writing stage is. this is the space where it’s just you and your story. publishing will always be there.” "get to know your side characters if you get stuck.” “sophie was originally 8 years old.” (sarcastically, after getting asked if she made her characters based from real people) “oh yes, i totally based keefe and fitz off of real people. they’re here, they’re backstage, and they’re single!” (more writing advice) “the way to flesh out a character is to ask ‘what is this character hiding from me?’ and once i know that, i own them. i know how to hurt them. they come alive once i know their secrets.” “there are characters who have secrets that have not come into the series yet.” “as the books are getting thicker we’re getting into murder weapon territory. be careful where you throw them. if your friends are nearby while you are reading, make sure they have helmets.” “my favourite scene is the e. l. fudges and the countdown scene. i was cracking myself up as i wrote the elf cookies scene. i was like, ‘if i’m having this reaction, imagine keefe!” “i did not plan for the series to have a love triangle. i hate love triangles.” “i live in fear of the day i have to solve the triangle” “i feel like the keefe fans are naturally louder…” "maybe sophie won’t choose someone by the end of the series and will just be like, 'i’m sick of you all’.” “book 9 will focus on the cliffhanger and other unanswered questions from legacy.” “my favourite iggy colour is the purple poof” “we can lie with our thoughts, but we can’t lie with our feelings” “iggy was originally described in the first drafts as a tiny kangaroo” “for a brief amount of time, sophie’s name was alexandra foster.” “silveny was originally introduced in keeper, and not exile. she was biana’s pet, and would have been used as more amo for the sophie/biana feud i had going in keeper. y’know, because silveny would have liked sophie more because of the special way they could communicate, and biana would get jealous…” "the first draft of keeper was rejected at least 17 times. i say at least 17 because once i reached that number, i stopped counting.” “keeper was mostly rejected because people said they were 'not sure a girl hero could compete against the boy heroes.’ thank you for proving them wrong!” "my job as an author is to put sophie’s life in danger.” “i did not want to give sophie five bodyguards. that’s just 5 more headaches i have to deal with. i won’t promise that there won’t be a bodyguard bloodbath anytime soon. i might need to get rid of a few.”

“oh, it’s you! i remember you from last year! you made me that beautiful art.”

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Thanos?

The nearby Village simply knows you as the hunter who lives in the forest, but you have a dark secret. You are the former dark Lord. Today you returned from a hunt and found the Hero that defeated you in your Hut.

#loserkawa can’t even handle milk coffee

oikawa, at a café: can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, 7 espresso shots?

iwaizumi, next in line: what the fuck just do cocaine

see this is what i ASPIRE to be

My favorite practical joke of all time: that one student who convinced an entire college that a Rhinocerus escaped from the zoo and drowned in the campus lake. This was achieved by:

A rhino-foot wastebasket, borrowed from a professor

The surreptitious application of footprints in the snow leading up to the banks of a frozen lake. A lake with a conspicuous, potentially rhinoceros-sized hole in the ice…

Just one of many shining moments in the career of infamous practical joker Hugh Troy

kinda reminds me of those deers when they paint the antlers

like

real thing guys

I love the coyotes that show up on our trailcam

How Ponify ruined my life

Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I’m in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class. I had to print mine at the computer lab as I don’t have a printer, but here are the three crucial facts that made this the worst mistake of my life.

1. Sometimes, when you log into Google on Chrome, it activates all of your extensions, even ones you’ve deactivated.

2. In high school, my friends and I got really into Ponify (a words replacing chrome extension) and switched the preferences so we could read political articles and have congress get into a “rousing snow ball fight” and the like.

3. Ponify reverted to its original My Little Pony lingo when opened on a new computer’s chrome.

So when I distributed my twenty-five copies of this I noticed the word “everypony”, my heart seized up and dropped into my stomach, and with my imminent death approaching, I began furiously correcting all twenty-five of them. My teacher, confusedly, agreed to let me correct them as I was too infuriated and ashamed to say my mistake aloud. 

I just realized, however, that the line “as she watched the binding fall away in her hand” was changed to “as she watched the binding fall away in her hoof”. 

And I just had to send this email:

And basically I’m ready for death how was your day

i be like “i’m fine” then shake my leg 138mph

My TG Channel SonaCat for cat lovers😻

babes this is it

❝Talk about flashy entrances! That’s what I like to see!❞ — Uzui Tengen, Kimetsu no Yaiba: Yuukaku-hen EP.08

You know when you wanna start a new hobby but you know you’ll be bad at first so you don’t ever do it