Im Actually So Mad Rn Because It’s Almost The End Of My Holidays And I Was Literally Sick For All Of

I love this sm <3

Miraculous Ladybug AU where, like in the deleted scene from the movie, Marinette only recently moved to Paris from China so she barely speaks any French. And all of Paris thinks Ladybug is this cold, calculating, silent badass cause she never speaks in interviews, leaving Chat Noir to do enough talking for both of them.

Until one day, Chat Noir is all like "My dear, dear, lady. We have been working together for so long, and I've come to believe we are close. But you never talk to me. You never respond to my jokes. You never consider my flirts. You never fill me in on your plans. Did I do something to upset you? Please, if so, let me atone. Let us be friends and partners, M'lady" And Ladybug just looks at him for a while before saying, in very broken French. "My... French... very bad..." and Chat Noir has to reconsider everything he thought he knew about Ladybug. Then they both realize they speak Mandarin Chinese and just start blabbering on and on to each other during fights and patrols.

Which then gives Adrien the idea to approach the weirdly quiet girl in his class to see if she maybe also doesn't know French. Blah blah, Adrien and Mari talk all the time and Marinette gets better at French cause of him.

sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared

hey guys, im in the hospital again :(

i had the worst pain of my ENTIRE LIFE im not even kidding

𓇼 ˙ ₊ ─ 𝟷𝟷:𝟷𝟷 ─ ₊˙ 𓇼

˃˂﹒🩹 ✢ sweet lullaby.

Representation of how I feel booping a beloved friend

ok, so funny story.

i was trying to print something on my printer when i got a notification that there was a problem with the printer that required my attention. ok. no problem.

i go over, i fix it, and it starts to print. however, when i check how it’s going, it’s printing a weird background which is obviously not what i was trying to print. 

i start to get a bit scared and suspicious here, so i go over again to check on it, and i see this scary woman with black eyes staring back at me and i get really scared. i go back and sit on my bed and im about to cry. keep in mind it’s about 11 o’clock at night for me, and im terrified of the dark, so this was really scary.

anyway, it finally sounded like it had stopped printing, so i worked up the courage to check on it, and there’s two things printed out. my thing that i wanted printed, and the weird thing underneath.

im feeling really scared at this point, so i abandon my room for the night, and i go and sleep in my mum’s bed with her.

eventually, this morning when i woke up, i recruited my mum to come in with me and see what the picture is, however she said she’d do it later, but im impatient, so i got my dad.

we came into my room and i told him to check the pictures on the printer. he looks through them and eventually he makes it to them bottom of the pile to the picture of the scary woman.

we look, and it’s just a picture of my mum and i that hadn’t printed, and i only saw half of my mum’s face and got scared. 

mutuals, non-mutuals, ops of years old posts, you can all catch these paws

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo