Losing My Mind At How Mandalorian Grogu Would Be The shortest Mandalorian Ever

today i found out Timmy Turner from Fairly OddParents is nonbinary, according to the show wiki

“Average resident of dreamside has 1 braincell" factoid actualy just statistical error. The average resident of dreamside actually has 0 braincells. Cucumber, who has a typical amount of brain cells, is an outlier adn should not have been counted. 

i’m not a predator and god damn it i would love to meet my online friends. @yellowfoot-06 just to name ONE. JUST ONE. I WANT TO MEET ALL MY ONLINE FRIENDS. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. GAAAAAAAH

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

I made these in response to hate crimes in my community. They are full size and free to download and print if you’d like to use them, too.

You ever just press the side of your face into an entire Very Patient Cat and listen to the ocean inside

He harrumphed softly, sitting down on the crinkle crankle wall and crossing his arms.

Arguably the best sentence I’ve written. The rest of you, go home.

sometimes you just gotta start something with a possession 

I’d write sumn like “Dreamside” and the spell check would go “Excuse me, excuse- do you mean dream side?”

Then I’d lock gazes with it and say “no.” and it’ll instantly shuffle back and start to learn the word ‘Dreamside’ because I am the writer and I am God here.

The ‘add to dictionary’ button on MS word is such a power move like I don’t care if it’s a real word or not, you stupid little software, you will learn the word Quinjet and that’s that on that

So imagine;

You’re a storybook author. Your books are well-known, but not crazed after. You make a decent living. You found a nice partner. Life is good.

ni

We live closer to 2050 than 1990