HEY GUYS! YOU KNOW BREONNA TAYLOR??? YEAH WELL HER BOYFRIEND IS GETTING FUCKING SUED BY ONE OF HER KILLERS.

I was laying down on the floor next to my cat.

‘cause like, why wouldn’t you lay down on the floor, admiring your cat.

anyway, so I was gently patting her and appreciating her, when she gets up. I thought back to those videos where it’s like “FILMING MY CATS REACTION TO ME CRYING” so I made fake crying noises to see what’d happen.

lo and behold, bitch didn’t even turn. she just walked away with her tail in the air, leaving me to lay down on the cold ground without a cat to appreciate.

And you know what? I walked to the kitchen to get a drink, and she was just laying there on the ground. She looked up at me and I swear I could see the spite in her eyes. I was nothing and she was the queen - she was in charge and she can lay wherever the hell she wants to.

Little does she know that I have work to do afterwards and I won’t be able to give her head pats - so really, who wins? Obviously she does but at least I get to go down in a not so glorious flame.

GARYYYYYYYYYYY

read cucumber quest

Gary. Just Gary.

the mandalorian season 3

Friend, swarm, bug

....what the fuck-

Bless the nonbinary questmaster

"If you don't take care of yourself, then I will."

Always reblog the nonbinary questmaster

what the fuck. op what the fuck. i looked forward to going to eeby deeby. i dreamt of the legends of eeby deeby.

and it’s just a room full of goddamn bees-

Eeby deeby has bee spelled backwards in it, ybee ybeed This means that the eeby deeby could just be a room full of bees

I’ve rose from the dead just to tell you to read this webcomic

http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/ bunny people go on adventures and things aren’t as they seem

honestly if it was enough to inspire me to write a 136k word fic about the villain and basically started my whole writing shibang then you know it’s worth it

also the art is cute

oh my god

mandalorian grogu would be the best fucking Beroya ever. 

“why do you say so?”

because

he’s already a hunter

oh my god imagine everyone looking at this. this small ass being and going “you’re the bounty hunter? really? i’m spending my money on you?” and then Grogu just comes back with the bounty in record time because he’s already just naturally a hunter. have you seen this mf’s ears? they’re so big wtf you think his prey can escape him?? no?? he can hear your heart beating and you better believe he’s coming after your crusty ass-

You know when you can’t write that one scene and it’s stopping you from writing?

I give u full permission to skip that scene. Just skip it. Who cares?

Write the next scene! That ones way more fun any way.