I’m Watching Splash (1984) Which Is A Romcom About A Guy Who Falls In Love With A Mermaid, And When

an unstoppable force (sub who is whining and writhing and shaking and crying because they can hardly handle any more) vs an immovable object (dom gently cooing i know i know i know in their ear while they refuse to let up)

I need to be passed around a house party full of horny trans women like a toy more than I need air in my lungs I think

awww, puppy you know I can’t keep my hands off you in the club. you look so good and no one’s paying us any attention. such a tempting little outfit, your hips are practically begging to be grabbed. brushing my hand against the small of your back just to see you twitch from the slight contact. bet you’d let me touch you right here in this club. fuck, you look so needy, the alcohol blurring your gaze. awww, you like this song? hm? cmere, dance on me. arch your back and grind against my lap. that’s it, you’re doing so well for me. what’s that in my dress? oh sweetheart, don’t worry about it. just keep bouncing that pretty ass right up on me. here, get nice and close and stay real still for me, I’ve got a surprise for you...

cooing “there she is, atta girl” in that soft tone when i see her pretty eyes go hazy after slowly fucking my fingers into her mouth and calling her my pretty girl

we could be making out in a bar bathroom right now while you grope my ass but we aren’t… and that’s really fucked up

oh to be a femme riding around in their butches pick up truck

real hubrismaxxers know that the grass on the other side is ABSOLUTELY and TOTALLY greener. it's WAAAAAY greener. greener than you could ever even imagine. it probably tastes better than spaghetti or somehting too.

real hubrismaxxers like me know the other side doesn't even have grass

New gnarly collage dropped

Save a cowboy, ride a butch 🖤