How I Like It.

objectively hilarious that my kinks boil down to "people are nice to me and patient with me and they tell me they like me" like damn bitch what did the world do to you ????

hey ur like really cute!! do u mind if i hold you down and fuck u till ur crying real quick?

it’s all fun and games until i get called a pet name and suddenly i can’t think anymore

pretty little girl i can manhandle and throw around <3

Breaking News: The sleepiest girl in the world wakes up so so horny

edging her until all she can say is "uh uh uh" and her hips start to move desperately as tears drip down her cheeks, poor baby, I bet she just wants to cum and make a mess

Sick of masturbating i want someone to rail me until i cant see straight

The only correct way to talk to transbians:

Compliment them immediately. Doesn’t matter if it’s their outfit, their voice, their eyes—just make sure they know they’re hot. Bonus points if they get flustered.

Use their yearnings as a second language. If you’re not at least a little dramatic about how breathtakingly beautiful they are and how you’d absolutely perish if they so much as brushed their fingers against your cheek, are you even trying?

Tease them just enough to make them squirm. A little playful banter, a well-placed “Oh? You like that?” and suddenly they’re blushing and looking away, which is exactly the desired outcome.

Be gay. Be so gay. Every sentence should be at least 30% flirting, 50% sapphic pining, and 20% sheer lesbian chaos.

Remind them they’re gorgeous, wanted, and absolutely irresistible. Because they are. And they should know it.

hi hi hi hi

In the mood to bully someone in a "I know this is making you wet" way