Im Begging Y'all To Write Some Jealous (and Mean) Ex-husband!sylus One Shots Or Hcs Idk Make Him Insane

asking katsuki to do things for you just because, even though you really could do them your own. opening jars, reaching high shelves, and your personal favorite: asking him to roast marshmallows <3

i’m literally not even surprised

WHICH FANFIC TROPE ARE YOU?

Luke: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Kieran: I sleep with a knife.

MC: Both of you are pathetic.

Luke: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

MC: Sylus.

I JUST

KNOW

THAT GOT HIM

BRICKED

Sylus is

✅ Intelligent

✅ Charismatic

✅ Courageous

✅️ Confident

✅ Attractive

□ A great singer

✅ Strong

✅ Sexy

✅️ Fearless

✅ Athletic

✅ Insightful

✅ Witty

✅️ Funny

✅️ Wealthy

my bank acc will return to $0 next week

BAM. MONEY GONEEE

Can we talk how much banger of a line "you will see me once again, but only once" is? Or Inej telling Jan Van Eck that Kaz will cut his son out of Alys' belly? Or Inej replacing Alby's lion puppet with a crow one? Everyone always says how Kaz is the scariest crow, we see Inej as this good, kindhearted girl, and she is good, but when the job requires it, she's terrifying. It's not like Kaz is the violent gang leader and Inej is his princess. She's the Wraith, and she'll haunt people. She's a menace.

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

OH MY GOD GET THIS MAN A BRA

The Caleb post I look at when I'm sad 🥹