Toad: I Sense Satisfaction To Be Imminent.

Peach: Can’t you two get along for once? It’s like dealing with children! Toad: Make her stop TOUCHING ME! (Author’s note: New strip up!)

Toadette: Toad, have you figured out what to do? Toad: Hold out and wait for the end. Toadette: That’s morbid! Toad: End -credits-. Nobody dies in a Mario game except the villain.

Toad: Another Monday? Toadette: Every week it’s the same, one tall order after another.

Toad: Hazard! Spill Hazard!

Toad: You would think, beign so small, tripping isn't a problem for us. Not so.

New Cleanup Crew today! (Next week’s on Patreon, including Princess Peach concept art)!

Toad: Another new misadventure?

Peach: But of course!

“DEAR, RICH PRINCESS DAISY! HOW I LOVE HER (father’s money)!”

CONFOUND THOSE MARIO BROTHERS

I HATE MARIO, I HATE LUIGI, I HATE YOSHI

Toadette: "Doesn't anyone out there know what a dry brush is?"

Mario: That would be amazing.

Luigi: Look at me run! I’m doing the Sonic thing!

There are rumours floating around that a new Paper Mario for the Wii U is in development. I started joking about it and then that turned into me giving my own ideas and wishes…. Then I got super carried away and this drawing happened. I guess I’d want a mishmash of every Mario RPG. Also yes that is a boxer Daisy with Banzai Bill boxing gloves.

Mario: Hey! I found the shaving cream! New strip!