Toad: It’s Your Perfume! Polluted Piranhas Can’t Smell Nice Things! Toadette: Now Is NOT The Time!

Peach: Er, should I come back later?

Toad: No! I mean Yes! I mean there is nothing going on today!

Toadette: That is totally not true.

Toadsworth: Why, we have a staff full of the most professional-- Toad: Gotta hurry! It’s here!

Toad: Doomsday? Yeah, I got this.

Toad: Your highness, if you need anything at all, just ask. I am your humble servant.

Peach: Oh, Toad, would you please go fetch Mario? I have something I need him to do. (Author’s Note: New strip!)

Toad: Y'know, I remember when the weirdest thing that happened on this job was getting turned into bricks.

Luigi: Took you long enough! Toad: Oh, sure, blame the short guy! Mario: Let’s-a Go!

Toadette: What do you MEAN you’re quitting the castle staff? You can’t quit in the middle of a crisis!

Toad: WATCH ME.

Toad: I’m not paid enough for this! Toadette: But you’re not paid anything in the first place. Toad: Exactly!

Peach: Who needs homeowner’s insurance when you’ve got magic?

(Author’s Note: Happy Monday! New Cleanup Crew today!)

Toad: Really dark in here. Hello? HELLOOOOH? (Author's Note: Sorry I forgot to share last week's graphic).