are you okay
If iwasnt dizzy rightnow, id run away n join the circus
never lonely at the circus
i just use they/them for everyone if a person doesnt state their proffered pronouns
-alex
it says in ttc that santa claus got started by artemis’s chariot so it makes sense that he could be a god or be one of the gods (probably artemis)
xjoose
I'd have to pick the titan's curse just for the whole hoover dam joke
i would be doing the macarena with percy
zeus: your boy is out of control. he’s down there creating storms and tsunamis and causing mass chaos. i think you need to-
poseidon: LOOK AT HIM GO! HAHA LOOK LOOK LOOK HE JUST DROWNED THAT ENTIRE ARMY OF MONSTERS
zeus: that’s not-
poseidon: OMG LOOK HES CAUSING A LITTLE EARTHQUAKE NOW! YES! GOOD! NOW USE YOUR SWORD TO- YES THATS IT SON!!
zeus:
poseidon: DROWN THEM ALL!! SHAKE THE GROUND!! FLOOD THE WHOLE AREA!! SINK IT TILL IT’S GONE!!
zeus: brother you need to-
poseidon: you’re just jealous.
zeus:
poseidon: he’s wonderful.
zeus: he’s-
zeus:
zeus: is he… doing the macarena?
poseidon: yes
poseidon: he likes to get on the nerves of his enemies. he also is physically incapable of staying serious for too long
zeus:
poseidon: i’ve never loved one of my children this much
i agree with this but N O
how do you think Jason felt knowing he looked like Luke Kronos? how do you think this kid, this child who’d been raised to be a soldier, who is so fundamentally good and tries so hard, felt when he realized why the greek campers were uneasy around him.
not because he was roman. the greeks didn’t care about that. but because he was tall. lean. blond hair, blue eyes. facial scar. brotherly disposition.
someone who’d looked just like Jason had been a leader at this Camp. someone who’d looked just like Jason had been a brother here. someone who’d looked just like Jason had taken their trust and shredded it, had turned their siblings against them, had sabotaged their home, had caused so many deaths in his war to destroy Olympus, to be noticed by his father. (something Jason also desperately wants.)
Hera had sent Jason to replace Percy—the leader, the hero. but how was he meant to do that when all any of them could think when they looked at him was traitor?
make his hair longer I BEG YOU PLEASE 🙏
sorting out my percy design
lmao (annabeth and nico geek out about it and whrn nico’s in the jar annabeth is just like “NOOO MY MYTHOMAGIC BUDDY I AM GONNA BEAT THOSE GIANTS’ ASSES- oh wait jason and percy alr did okay time to fall into tartarus”
okay, but we know nico is obsessed with mythomagic. but has no one to discuss it with because bianca isn't particularly interested. and then here comes annabeth who's been equally obsessed with the game since she was seven. and these two bonds instantaneously. and over the years, he grows to see annabeth as a friend, not super close but someone he knows he can trust and rely on. and then he realizes they have a crush on the same guy. and he wants a reason, any reason, every reason, to hate this girl who made him feel so seen and validated and known. but he just can't.
canada dry (the drink) tastes sparkly. its not like the actual texture i guess of the drink, it tastes like flavored glitter water. basing off of this, cranberry juice and sparkling water (like la croy) tastes like it doesnt wanna be wet
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Ice takes up way too much space in drinks. I prefer more drink than ice, thank you. I find myself annoyed whenever the ice hits my lip too, at this point no ice please. I think I just hate ice?
-Keith