YIPPEE GOOD JOB DICKHEAD 👍👍👍👍

romantic tension?

you won’t.

STOP-

nothing happened in the way i wanted

i still love you i promise

fine >:[

-alex

Daddd I wanna sit with youuuu

I’m a bit busy but i guess you can.

you have a fatal case of “obsessed with your s/o”. sorry to say, but there is also no cure.

A clear blue sky reminds me of Lance. The ocean reminds me of Lance. A random dog reminds me of Lance.

Why is everything reminding me of Lance???

-Keith

turns out im really salty

Lance called me salty after I lost a Monopoly game… What does salty mean??

-Keith

choose

I'd have to pick the titan's curse just for the whole hoover dam joke

Hello everyone, I am Dr. Muhammad Imad Sharab... who lives in the Gaza Strip and who has witnessed a brutal war for the 331st day and is still waging this evil war that has not had mercy on anyone who has not been free of death, no matter how big or even the whole bottle was shattered, in which we lost the people most dear to our hearts. We lost my grandfather, my cousin’s children, and her children, and our house and my grandfather’s house were bombed

Our house, which consists of three areas, in which I and my father live, and my grandfather’s house, in which my grandfather, may God have mercy on him, lives, accordingly.

My mother is on the last floor of our lives. Please help us rehabilitate our lives again, even if it is just a little. We are grateful to you and thank you. We ask you to support me and my family..😢😢

https://www.gofundme.com/f/eyz7k-safe-my-family?utm_campaign=p_cp%2Bfundraiser-sidebar&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_source=customer&fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAab1bGVLZnQTpKsftaNoyTci2n5aZk4NhZB0YHtJ0s3_H8oVyYuqm_vAQNw_aem_W5wfoamwcESvLXNvAmHroA

SUPPORT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!

i would be doing the macarena with percy

zeus: your boy is out of control. he’s down there creating storms and tsunamis and causing mass chaos. i think you need to-

poseidon: LOOK AT HIM GO! HAHA LOOK LOOK LOOK HE JUST DROWNED THAT ENTIRE ARMY OF MONSTERS

zeus: that’s not-

poseidon: OMG LOOK HES CAUSING A LITTLE EARTHQUAKE NOW! YES! GOOD! NOW USE YOUR SWORD TO- YES THATS IT SON!!

zeus:

poseidon: DROWN THEM ALL!! SHAKE THE GROUND!! FLOOD THE WHOLE AREA!! SINK IT TILL IT’S GONE!!

zeus: brother you need to-

poseidon: you’re just jealous.

zeus:

poseidon: he’s wonderful.

zeus: he’s-

zeus:

zeus: is he… doing the macarena?

poseidon: yes

poseidon: he likes to get on the nerves of his enemies. he also is physically incapable of staying serious for too long

zeus:

poseidon: i’ve never loved one of my children this much

therapy. i have an appointment today and you’re coming with me

thinking about… jason grace leaving his glasses on while he fucks you, claiming it’s to “see every inch of you”. and he so keeps that statement, trailing his sky blue eyes down ever single centimeter of your bare skin, sending shivers down your spine as he does so. you would die like this, you’d let him kill you just so this would be your last sight. and additionally with the way every once in a while his fingers would spark, even better if their plugged inside you, sending a literal shock wave through your senses…

oh i know you’re engaged. i scrolled through all if your posts (im not a stalker i swear 👍). anyways you can call him your significant other if you want to, i just used it to refer to anyone cause you’re not the only one who has that condition (sorry if that sounds mean). anyways (again) you are literally my favorite person on tumblr have a great morning/afternoon/evening/night 🫶 (platonic)

A clear blue sky reminds me of Lance. The ocean reminds me of Lance. A random dog reminds me of Lance.

Why is everything reminding me of Lance???

-Keith