I Grabbed It Off The Streets It Looked Sad

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People will include the roman in the big three kids but won't include the girl

oh hey mr. d.. is that wine? are you supposed to have that? (btw im a child of persephone)

out of context cdverse memes part 7

OMFG LMAO IM DYING HEALP

headcanon that children of athena do have powers. it's just that of spiderman. but due to their arachnaphobia. they refuse to acknowledge that side of their god-given abilities and rely on intelligence and strategy to survive.

no 🫶

Whenever someone spam likes my posts I just imagine someone shaking me to wake me up.

Probably because Lance does that.

All the time.

Save me from my fiancé.

-Keith

The link is available on my pinned post

awesome.

GO DONATE PEOPLE!!!

i would be doing the macarena with percy

zeus: your boy is out of control. he’s down there creating storms and tsunamis and causing mass chaos. i think you need to-

poseidon: LOOK AT HIM GO! HAHA LOOK LOOK LOOK HE JUST DROWNED THAT ENTIRE ARMY OF MONSTERS

zeus: that’s not-

poseidon: OMG LOOK HES CAUSING A LITTLE EARTHQUAKE NOW! YES! GOOD! NOW USE YOUR SWORD TO- YES THATS IT SON!!

zeus:

poseidon: DROWN THEM ALL!! SHAKE THE GROUND!! FLOOD THE WHOLE AREA!! SINK IT TILL IT’S GONE!!

zeus: brother you need to-

poseidon: you’re just jealous.

zeus:

poseidon: he’s wonderful.

zeus: he’s-

zeus:

zeus: is he… doing the macarena?

poseidon: yes

poseidon: he likes to get on the nerves of his enemies. he also is physically incapable of staying serious for too long

zeus:

poseidon: i’ve never loved one of my children this much

its okay pookie (is it okay if i call you that?) you didnt know

-alex

Daddd I wanna sit with youuuu

I’m a bit busy but i guess you can.

what the actual fuck

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

STOPPPPPP

Friendly reminder that Jason never got to punch Leo for dying.

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