I Ship Valgrace. Reblog If You Ship Valgrace

i need this drawn

Lance: Keith... how big can kosmo get? I mean I haven't seen him in a while so what should I expect..?

Keith: Probably like, really big.

Lance: WELL YEAH BUT HOW BIG? I kind of need to know??

Keith: Big.

*kosmo appears*

Lance: WHAT THE FUCK?!

do you want me to pay for it

My love life is dead like Jason.

same

fuck college…i am going to go be a trout………

crying, screaming, throwing up

Percy is used to spending his nights alone. Sally would often have to work late, Gabe would disappear at night with no warning, and he never had any siblings of his own to share a room with. The only time he really had to share a room with someone was with Grover and Yancy, and even he would vanish and make excuses on where he had gone. Cabin 3 might be big and a bit lonely sometimes, but Percy is no stranger to being alone.

Thalia hates being alone, and even worse, sleeping alone. She's a big sister, and she's used to hearing laughter and whispering stories long into the night. Being alone makes her feel sick; all she can think about is the horrible time between Jason’s disappearance and finding Luke. Cabin 1 feels empty and cold, and every time she tries to close her eyes, she feels like she’s going to die all over again.

please don’t die i need the klance fanfics

I feel like death, I should ask Shiro what that feels like

-Keith

romantic tension?

you won’t.

ricky when i catch you ricky when i-

Idk if anyone gives a fuck but canonically Annabeth and Percy were in Tartarus for 18 DAYS and also that’s where Annabeth spent her 17th birthday

thats not an answer mr d

-alex

Daddd I wanna sit with youuuu

I’m a bit busy but i guess you can.

fine >:[

-alex

Daddd I wanna sit with youuuu

I’m a bit busy but i guess you can.

i would be doing the macarena with percy

zeus: your boy is out of control. he’s down there creating storms and tsunamis and causing mass chaos. i think you need to-

poseidon: LOOK AT HIM GO! HAHA LOOK LOOK LOOK HE JUST DROWNED THAT ENTIRE ARMY OF MONSTERS

zeus: that’s not-

poseidon: OMG LOOK HES CAUSING A LITTLE EARTHQUAKE NOW! YES! GOOD! NOW USE YOUR SWORD TO- YES THATS IT SON!!

zeus:

poseidon: DROWN THEM ALL!! SHAKE THE GROUND!! FLOOD THE WHOLE AREA!! SINK IT TILL IT’S GONE!!

zeus: brother you need to-

poseidon: you’re just jealous.

zeus:

poseidon: he’s wonderful.

zeus: he’s-

zeus:

zeus: is he… doing the macarena?

poseidon: yes

poseidon: he likes to get on the nerves of his enemies. he also is physically incapable of staying serious for too long

zeus:

poseidon: i’ve never loved one of my children this much